An exclamatory order that compares a woman to a ungulate mammal (that which has hooves, such as a pig or a cow) while asking her to evacuate the premises so rapidly that it sounds like she's beating her hooves upon the ground.
Situation: A fat heifer comes up to a guy and asks him to Facebook her.
His reply would be:
BEAT HOOVES! (BITCH)!
His reply would be:
BEAT HOOVES! (BITCH)!
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I tried to post in the #HystericalBezerks metaphorical ski mountains where the substrate of the mountain is kangaroo hooves, from kangroos that have their heads planted in dirt, and I lost my thumbs, they went flying... 🦘
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What was supposed to be a quick fix turned into trimming goat hooves—hot, sweaty, and a whole lot messier than I bargained for.
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The West Side (W/S) 52 (or 5-Deuce) Hoover Gangster Crips are a faction of the Hoover Criminals gang in Los Angeles, California. This gang is the only Hoover gang still identifying themselves under the Crips card, still sporting the traditional Crips blue along with the orange associated with the Hoover Criminals. They have been linked with other neighborhoods under the Gangster Crips card such as the 52 Broadway Gangster Crips to the east aswell as the 51 Trouble Gangster Crips. Their main rivals are the Rollin 50s Neighborhood Crips along with all East Coast Crips, the Rollin 60s Neighborhood Crips, Rollin 40s Neighborhood Crips, all Menlo Crips (most notably the 65th street faction), the 53 Avalon Gangster Crips, Fruit Town Brims, Van Ness Gangster Brims and the Harvard Park Brims. This gang is also known on the streets as the "Young Hoggs".
The West Side (W/S) 52 (or 5-Deuce) Hoover Gangster Crips are a faction of the Hoover Criminals gang in Los Angeles, California. This gang is the only Hoover gang still identifying themselves under the Crips card, still sporting the traditional Crips blue along with the orange associated with the Hoover Criminals. They have been linked with other neighborhoods under the Gangster Crips card such as the 52 Broadway Gangster Crips to the east aswell as the 51 Trouble Gangster Crips. Their main rivals are the Rollin 50s Neighborhood Crips along with all East Coast Crips, the Rollin 60s Neighborhood Crips, Rollin 40s Neighborhood Crips, all Menlo Crips (most notably the 65th street faction), the 53 Avalon Gangster Crips, Fruit Town Brims, Van Ness Gangster Brims and the Harvard Park Brims. This gang is also known on the streets as the "Young Hoggs".
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Get the 52 hoover crips mug.Ninja Author, Hardcore Realist. Who single-handedly perfected the art of Hoovering and turned butterfly into a curse word. She's been know to inspire a Taco Cult following for a guy with remarkable hair and a love of tacos. In Layman's terms,unarguably she is one of the best butterflying authors to ever walk the earth.
Also known as CoHo.
Also known as CoHo.
Person one: I just adore Colleen Hoovers incredible wordplay!
Person Two: Oh, I know right! Her hoovering skills are off the charts! That CoHo really knows how to write an incredible book.
Person Two: Oh, I know right! Her hoovering skills are off the charts! That CoHo really knows how to write an incredible book.
by CoHorts4CoHo June 12, 2013
Get the Colleen Hoover mug.Founded way back in 1967 by a Neo-Nazi, Hoover, Alabama offers many chain restaurants, strip malls, and new-money maniacs climbing that social ladder. An inflated sense of self is garnished with the stinch of racism and spiritual abuse. Here, roads are backed up with mini-vans commuting to places like Greystone in the hope of elevating one's status. Bores are everywhere, just pray you never sit next to one at a dinner party. They will drop every name in the book, talk about how much money they make, and even ask you about your money...prepare to vomit. They also brag about attending church more than you do...the desperation for admiration is pathetic. Hoover is the closeted homosexual happily married to his frumpy school marm prig. But she's so busy smocking, embroidering, or devouring Guthrie’s she never notices his indiscretions.
Hoover, Alabama Guy: Did you know that he was the CEO of HealthSouth, he lives in a big mansion in Shoal Creek, I've been hunting on his land before?
Mobile, Alabama Girl: No I did not know that, nor do I care.
Mobile, Alabama Girl: No I did not know that, nor do I care.
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