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hooded dragon

My chinese friends commonly referred to my uncircumcised penis as the "hooded dragon".
"dude I bet she wants to meet the hooded dragon"
by Sir Prepuce April 20, 2004
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Hooked

When a person (the 'Hooker') starts stringing along someone who they know is romantically interested in them, turning them down while still leaving a small possibility of a relationship (with excuses such as "It's a bad time at the moment"). In reality however the Hooker is really waiting for someone more desirable to become available (with the person on the receiving end being the 'Hookee'). The Hooker may also use the Hookee to enjoy some of the benefits of a relationship (such as paying for nights out).
Dave: So, did you ask Jen out?

Marty: Yes, she said she really likes me but isn't looking to date 'at the moment'.

Dave: Aw man, she's got you hooked!
by WatcherMark September 21, 2012
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hooped

Screwed. An uncomfortable situation. In a bad situation that seems to have no way out. Comes from one of two meanings:

1) To have figuratively taken it up the ass (the hoop).

2) railway terminology where new (additional) work orders were passed along to a train crew. The orders were printed on paper, tied with string, and held up high on the end of a pole. The string had a loop for the trainman to lean out of the window of a moving train and aim his arm through the loop (hoop) to get the orders.
"How you gonna explain that to your wife?"
"I dunno man, I'm hooped."

Yardmaster: "Theres more work for you down the line."
Conductor:"Damn, Why can't we tie up and go home?"
Yardmaster: "I got the orders from above. I'll hoop them up to you."
Trainman to Conductor after grabbing order successfully: "We're hooped"
by Gambrinus September 30, 2005
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Hooded Warrior

Hes a Euro he must have a hooded warrior.
by The Hooded Warrior November 11, 2003
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hooped

caught in a situation that has no obvious solution
We are kind of hooped because the guy to interview you doesn't come in to work for another two hours.
by dp June 11, 2003
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hoomdadala

A car. Primarily a beat up pile of shit. A rust bucket that shouldn't even be on the road, but shockingly still is.
Person 1: "What a fuckin' hooptie, look at that piece of shit!"

Person 2: "That aint no hooptie, son, that's a hoomdadala."
by Steve Gilson December 29, 2007
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hooked up like a dumptruck

to get a lot more than you pay for or expect due to the kindness of someone else looking out for you.
Bono- " did you get that dime bag?"

Me- " yeah, it's hooked up like a dumptruck"

Bono- " holy crap that's the fattest dime bag i've ever seen!"
by randyseyecandies September 14, 2010
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