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calum hood

calum hood; pulling a calum hood; name; also known as cool guy cal or cdizzle swizzle

used as means to refer to terrificly bad WiFi connections, even airplane mode doesn't do it like this
"oh no I got kicked out of my zoom class again, my wifi pulled a CALUM HOOD"

"omg same, for the 5th time today"
by dabodacious February 12, 2021
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Hood Cell

The trap. Also known as the the dope spot, and/or the sling spot. Where we sell the bud.
We had to drop James off at the hood cell after we left the club, thats tha bull city nigga!
by Big Fleezy August 20, 2008
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hood certified

Someone that grew up in the Hood and has faced way more Challenges than those who grew up in the suburbs. Due to those circumstance, The person that's faced many of life's challenges mostly those of Personal, Economic, Psychological challenges and has survived them are deem stronger then those who have not.
"Yeah that shit will be tough to handle. Let's get John to manage and handle that. He's built for it. He's Hood Certified"
by Hood Certified Roc July 6, 2016
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Hood Respect

Generally in the hood/endz. Whenever you walk past someone you may know, you do a gesture signifying you know them. Eg both nod heads, spud, or even smile
Damn bruh i was walking down to the courts yesterday and i saw your dawg . I didnt say much but showed him Hood Respect
by derek upton June 1, 2016
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Carolina Hoedown

the act of getting a blowjob after taking a messy shit and not wiping so throughout the entire act your girl has to smell your shit while blowing you. You then ask her to stick a finger in your ass and after everything is said and done, you have left her with a souvenir of a wet, stinky skid mark on her couch or bedsheets.
Friend: Dude did you get laid last night?

Male: No, but I busted out the Carolina Hoedown so bad; her apartment stunk too bad for her to stay so she had to stay with a friend for the night.
by Airmanflipflop June 25, 2009
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Honkey Hoedown

The act of many caucasians gathered in one home or yard and partying, being belligerent , obnoxious, and just listening to some horrible music.
I was late for work again my new neighbors were having a Honkey Hoedown again. At least i got some digits from a few Honkey ho's
by J TIZZLE October 26, 2012
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