Hoodwinked

When you thought a guy was cut and then he pulls it out and he’s uncircumcised. But... he starts getting hard and the head starts coming out and the tip is just winking at you.

I went home with nick and I got totally hoodwinked. He was uncut and the turtle neck slowly came down and it winked at me.

by Jennathan June 7, 2019

hoodwinks

gay idiot who uses time to look up things in a dictionary. homosexual

a homesexual person who uses time to write things in a dictionary.

by s2 splat February 2, 2004

Hoodwinks

my dad
and team king

Who is that on 59-0? must be hoodwinks

by Repti|e April 25, 2003

Hoodmink

A ghetto and/or rachet person

Look at those "hoodminks".
You're a hoodmink! You scratch lottery tickets!

by AbuSeasonings January 8, 2020

HOODWINK

To blindfold someone; someone or something covering one's eyes.

He got hoodwinked on the way to a secret location, in the car.

by Knighthawkmason May 4, 2021

Hoodwinked

When the tip of penis is stuck together while trying to pee..pee squirts like end of pinched hose

Late night piss..hoodwinked..sprayed all over

by TheMadStoner December 26, 2021

HOODWINKED

When a racist, light skinned golden brown hating. Lil Pink dick mafuka, fat white ex cop from Texas perfectly good daddys girl falls in love wit a golden brown ass, big beautiful lip, pretty hair having nigga.

Goddammit Heidi, I told yiu bout them niggas. Now your pa has been Hoodwinked.

by COLDLIFE January 28, 2022