Bender your honour

Used as a repeated excuse, for unforgivable behaviour, as a result of drinking too much

(message left on answering machine) "Phil, do you remember me walking in on you fucking my sister last night? you are so off, also, my cat's pregnant"
(first words spoken on return phone call to own brother)"Bender your honour!"

by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005

Right honourable gentleman oughtahblahtahputahponlyputahptaxesoninhertianceanpensionsofcorporations

Whenever Boris Johnson says literally anything

Nobody:
Boris Johnson: Right honourable gentleman oughtahblahtahputahponlyputahptaxesoninhertianceanpensionsofcorporations

by ♥🗺☠ January 22, 2021

The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled

The upper house of parliament

Richard: Oi bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trying to ban the BBC.

James: right well bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trash.

Jeremy: *rolling Reliant Robin*.

by cheerful ox April 9, 2022

My Right Honourable Friend

English Parliamentary translation of 'This fucking prick'

Used often during heated Parliamentary procedure in the UK

Him: I believe the free market should dictate the Education system
Me: I have heard the opinion of My Right Honourable Friend and I respectfully disagree

Could My Right Honourable Friend please stop interrupting the current procedure.

by wombledomble September 9, 2019

dark honour guard

Gay ass niggers who died defending the Emperor in the last Jedi movie.

Dark Honour Guards defend the Emperor

by Zemian March 19, 2018

Man of Honour

Man of Honour: a mafioso, a "made man" in one of the Italian-origin crime families. So-called because one upon a time they considered their 'profession' to be an honourable one, providing service to their communities in exchange for 'Pizzo', protection money. As they now mostly scam and squeeze people, it's become a dark joke.

Paulie: "That rat bastard Marco still owes me $200! I'll fuckin kill him!"
Joey: "hey hey hey, forgettaboutit! Marco's a Man of Honour} now, cross him and you'll be sleeping with the fishes"

by ComradeTim December 2, 2019

Vadge of Honour

A proud and accomplished vagina. Experienced and well travelled but still impeccable and respected.

Jane was a classy, good looking woman. She knew her self worth and carried a Vadge of Honour with pride.

by Floots_ May 13, 2023