(message left on answering machine) "Phil, do you remember me walking in on you fucking my sister last night? you are so off, also, my cat's pregnant"
(first words spoken on return phone call to own brother)"Bender your honour!"
(first words spoken on return phone call to own brother)"Bender your honour!"
by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005

Nobody:
Boris Johnson: Right honourable gentleman oughtahblahtahputahponlyputahptaxesoninhertianceanpensionsofcorporations
Boris Johnson: Right honourable gentleman oughtahblahtahputahponlyputahptaxesoninhertianceanpensionsofcorporations
by ♥🗺☠ January 22, 2021

Richard: Oi bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trying to ban the BBC.
James: right well bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trash.
Jeremy: *rolling Reliant Robin*.
James: right well bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trash.
Jeremy: *rolling Reliant Robin*.
by cheerful ox April 9, 2022

Man of Honour: a mafioso, a "made man" in one of the Italian-origin crime families. So-called because one upon a time they considered their 'profession' to be an honourable one, providing service to their communities in exchange for 'Pizzo', protection money. As they now mostly scam and squeeze people, it's become a dark joke.
Paulie: "That rat bastard Marco still owes me $200! I'll fuckin kill him!"
Joey: "hey hey hey, forgettaboutit! Marco's a Man of Honour} now, cross him and you'll be sleeping with the fishes"
Joey: "hey hey hey, forgettaboutit! Marco's a Man of Honour} now, cross him and you'll be sleeping with the fishes"
by ComradeTim December 2, 2019

by Pussypower2002 February 23, 2025

English Parliamentary translation of 'This fucking prick'
Used often during heated Parliamentary procedure in the UK
Used often during heated Parliamentary procedure in the UK
Him: I believe the free market should dictate the Education system
Me: I have heard the opinion of My Right Honourable Friend and I respectfully disagree
Could My Right Honourable Friend please stop interrupting the current procedure.
Me: I have heard the opinion of My Right Honourable Friend and I respectfully disagree
Could My Right Honourable Friend please stop interrupting the current procedure.
by wombledomble September 9, 2019

by N0bleN1Njaz November 17, 2021
