honk

A term used to describe a mullet sporting, flannel shirt wearing, bearded lesbian that frequents message boards and posts as a man.

Honk will quickly become the most hated member of any message board and is usually banned for life.

Ever since Honk was fired from Sonic she stays on this damn message board.

by I kill you. I kill you I shit in your mouth. April 4, 2008

Honk

The word that describes the sound that you make when having sex, also called orgasm.
Honk is also used instead of saying they had sex.

Some chick is honking in the grass with my brother. She got a nice honking ass.

by The boy that picked flowers and made people sing May 14, 2003

Honk

Honk means Halo Obsessive Nerd Kid used in Halo for a kid who plays non-stop.

He knows all of the glitches! What a fucking HONK.

by Comcasternick April 10, 2011

honk

A dumb ass mothafucker. Or when something is very bad or poor

You fuckin´ HONK. I hate your friend, he´s a fuckin´ HONK

by Christian Holmqvist March 31, 2005

honk

Things that are full of nonsense or untrue and quite often of bad quality.

"Ah, the film's shite, it's a load o' honk man."

by Ross King July 25, 2006

Honk

When you squeeze someone's ballsack for fun.

When I honked him he smiled at me.

by Pingpongdong123 March 24, 2017

Honk

The mating call of a Darkness role

Goose kept going honk to find love

by Soupstar123 October 12, 2018