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The Homeland

A sexual act or maneuver that involves demanding a girl to remove her blouse then proceeding to jerk off on her. Once you've climaxed, a proper Homeland is completed by immediately going to sleep on the floor.
Marcus asked, "Yo, did you bang that blonde headed girl you were talking to at the bar last night?" Vinny replied, "Nah, she was on her high horse all night and needed to be dropped down a few pegs so I brought her back to my place and hit her with The Homeland instead.
by dickvandice November 15, 2013
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homolarity

The amount of creepiness or gayness one possesses.
"After Kobe Bryant's White Hot photoshoot sporting modern designers such as Rick Owen's and Ann Demeulemeester, his homolarity went up a crippling 39%"
by tiffyd May 11, 2010
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Chipola homala

When your ass starts rapidly exploiting shit everywhere and suddenly your ass starts flying from the mere terror of your ass engulfed in the shit flames and your shit starts rapidly multiplying and you drown
My ass hold is explosive im a victim of chipola homala
by Seouleess June 21, 2021
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homeland

1. American Nazi term derived from and equivalent to German Naziterm "der Fatherland". Der Fatherland was used by Hitler to impassion Germans with patriotism, diverting their attention from laws, legislation and programs authorizing genocide and ethnic cleansing.

2 Emotionally laden term used by Baby Bush to describe the lands and territories of United States of America to artificially stimulate U.S. citizens (and the press) to overwrought and zealous patriotism as a diversion from critical analysis of legislation depriving citizens of Constitutiona rights and freedoms.

3. Used by Baby Bush to engender patriotic and mindless support in U.S. citizens for his ill-conceived plan to complete the invasion of Iraq initiated by Papa Bush

4. Bush administration code name for a coordinated governmental plan to deprive U.S. citizens of coveted Constitutional rights and freedoms, with the vocal support of a majority of those citizens.

5. As a verb, to stimulate emotions to the detriment of thinking and analysis.

6. As a verb, to deceive, swindle, defraud, or embezzle, through emotional manipulation of the victim. To overcome rational thoughts by appeals to emotions or patriotism.

7. Offensive term denoting taking of land and property through the use of force, deception, temporary treaties, land grants and unfulfilled promises, primarily used by governments and gangsters.
1. Hitler's homeland programs authorized sending Jews to concentration camps.

2. "The homeland must be protected at all costs from rare, isolated attacks by members of cultures we do not understand or appreciate. We will kill more than 100 people (regardless of culpability) of each culture whose members were involved in the attack for each U.S. citizen or soldier killed by those attacks, as mobilize our military to subdue that culture."

"After the citizens relinquish their personal freedoms and liberty, we will be able to establish and enforce Christianity as the homeland religion. Citizens will be too frightened of arrest or retribution to resist. All for the glory of our God."

"We'll homeland them so much, that they will rally in the streets for us, even as we search their homes, library records, telephone records and surveil them with hidden cameras."

3. "We must protect the homeland from Iraqi terrorists and finish Poppy's, er Daddy's, er H.W. Bush's invasion and march to Bagdad".

4. "We will homeland them into agreeing to the Patriot Act. They won't know what hit them until after we have acquired their most precious Constitutional rights."

5. "The cheerleaders homeland the crowd so well, that the bad plays are not noticed.

6. "Infomercials homeland the audience" or "We'll homeland them at the seminar so well, that they will pay us lots of money for services and products they do not need." "The homeland worked. I voted for Bush."

7. "We'll homeland the neighborhood into paying us protection money." "The homeland worked! The Indians moved onto the Reservation."
by cynic1313 April 5, 2007
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Office for Homeland Security

Government department with the job of making people insecure by getting cops to break into their homes.

A good example of Newspeak.
The far-right bigot in charge of this office, whose name I forget, is the same man who spent years trying to lynch Mumia Abu-Jamal and he's praised the Nazis as well.
by annoyed anarchist May 2, 2004
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Hopular

Just as the Pop genre of music stands for popular so does the hip hop genre stand for hip hopular
"dude have you heard that new hip hop song"
"my man, I think you mean hip hopular"
by LemonMeringue26 April 11, 2019
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homeland security

All actions taken by national, state and local governments, by the private sector, and by individuals to prevent a terrorist attack from happening, to protect a target from being hit, to respond aggressively and appropriately once a target is hit, and to recover after an attack.
The national government spends 30 billion dollars a year on homeland security programs. It spends more than 300 billion on department of defense projects.
by Industry Pincer September 18, 2005
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