Homosapien

A gay monkey

"Wow look at that homosapien rubbing its nuts on that other homosapien."

by lordpineapple11 February 27, 2019

homo-homosapien

A human being having intercourse with itself.

George Washington: "John stop sucking your own dick! We don't want the neighbors to think you're homo-homosapien!"

by GeorgeFellatio December 28, 2017

Homosapien

(n.) Homosapien is synonym of homosexual and is commonly used by teenagers addressing a member of the gay community.

We went into Hot Topic and Lois gave all of her change to the homosapien behind the counter. Later, Saruh admitted that homosapien was almost as hot as her.

by Saruhbear October 16, 2008

homosapien crumb catcher

Hairy chest from Nordic descent

James: Good that Bob has a homosapien crumb catcher, while eating cheetos on my sofa!

by bank2600 August 4, 2012

Homosapien

1. A human
2. A homophobic psycho
3. The best diss track ever made in history

Dude, that girl is a solid homosapien, and not the good kind. The diss track is probably inspired after her, cuz I heard she is a backstabber, and has 4 1/2 "boyfriends"

by computer4islife June 11, 2018

Homo Simpien

A play on Homo Sapien that implies this version of the species has adapted specifically to worship online crushes, OnlyFans creators, and TikTok e-girls.

Bro sent her $200 just because she said ‘thank you.’ Man’s a full-blown homo simpien now.

by DeathAtDawn April 16, 2025

Homosapien

A gay human species that is of lesser value than the well known heterosapian.

I sleep with women, im not a homosapien.

by RectalMo August 19, 2017