homer simpson

The model of every father in the world. Possibly the greatest father in history.

Lisa, just because I don't care dosen't mean I don't understand.

by bigtones September 11, 2004

homer simpson

this guy is THE GREATEST guy ever

mmmmmm... forbidden dohnuts

I am evil homer, I am evil homer

by number 1 haggis by the way March 31, 2005

The Homer Simpson

When you double handed choke a girl while having sex in missionary so it resembles homer strangling bart

Last night got naughty, I gave her the homer Simpson while I ploughed through her in the hotel bed.

by The ibiza choker September 28, 2019

homer simpsoning

Verb
To leave church before the pastor says to.
S31 E20

Rod: Wait we cant leave till the pastor says
Ned: Who told you that?
Tod: You did- you called it Homer Simpsoning

by Batman091190 October 1, 2020

homer simpson

The fat stupid cop from the show Police Cops.

"Uh-oh Spaghetti-o's!" - Homer Simpson

by Mister Ignorant April 30, 2004

Homer Simpsonize

Whenever someone says "d'oh" because they answered a question wrong or made a big mistake.

After wrecking wrecking his car while texting, Ted Homer Simpsonized himself shouting "d'oh!" Loudly.

by jenjenau December 9, 2008

Homer simpson

well how could you not live this fat meat eating obese being who is an alcoholic who loves everyone! Besides stupid Flanders. Screw Marge! Homer is mine.

whos Homer Simpson and what’s the deal with this guy?

Homer Simpson is the worlds best character

by homersimpsonswife ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ June 10, 2022