hojeez

a fuck-up

you made a hojeez with that parking job there.

by Grady March 26, 2003

Hojass

Term used to describe someone who is extremely hot, with an extremely hot ass, who is also jewish. Hot-Jewish-Ass

"Can I offer you a little Hojass with your unleven bread and Manishevitz wine?"

"why you most certainly can if you serve it up in those fine pants. I like the way your junk fights with the fabric"

by luluintoronto November 29, 2007

hojamica

Usually an empty fry bin, this device is used to shame an already shamed idiot of a human being. It is worn by the offender as a hat of sorts, with grease and salt rubbing off into his or her hair. First used on Daniel Hojecki.

Heh Hojecki wont throw out the garbage, make him wear his hojamica!

by Paul June 3, 2004

Hojacked

It is when, while asking for help, either on the phone or in person and you get completely ignored or hung up on. Basically when you think you are going to get assistance and you are completely disappointed.

I got hojacked yesterday when I called tech support.

by Todd Newson January 28, 2010

hojax

A word that originated from Trench Wars, with the help of Hockeydude and Ajaxee.

Used when someone gets punk'd, or the opposite of getting punk'd.

A girl gets into a fight at school, and gets expelled, but the girl she was fighting with doesn't. As the girl is leaving school property, she gets into another fight, and gets in trouble yet again. She just got hojaxed.

by Pandagirl March 20, 2005

hojass

Hot jewish ass.

Variant: hotjass

- Where's Sophie?
- Oh, I think she's out stalking Jason Schwartzman.
- Yeah I don't blame her, he's a fine piece of hojass.

by iamsharelle November 20, 2007

hojaded

worn out or dull ho or a person or situation that is just fucked up

Hillary Clinton is hojaded

by FillmoreSkanks March 31, 2008