hozzenscheit

Hozzenschneit: (adj.) unappealing, in a boring, as opposed to a hideous, way.

Kevin Cosner is the most hozzenscheit actor I've ever seen!

by ICSHialeah May 22, 2019

Hoegenschmitzen

A greeting in German that is less formal than Gruesse, and more formal than Hallo.

Hoegenschmitzen

by Germanwordinventor July 18, 2019

Hoement

Being a Hoe for a moment/ period of time

I had my hoement with my lad earlier

by evieeeee October 27, 2019

Hoebender

If the rank of hoebender is achieved, you will in name of Kobe, different animal yet the same beast, be able to bend all hoes

Damn! My friend Mark is a hell of a hoebender. He bends hoes daily

by WiggaWithNoAttitude January 27, 2020

Hoemends

Making amends with past women you have hoe’d with to reset your relationship karma.

You must make hoemends with your exes to have a good marriage

by mrs.hoemends October 15, 2020

hoezone

It is the opposite end of friendzone in the dating spectrum where you permanently see someone as a sex-only partner

Yeah he is hot but too bad I am going to hoezone him, he is just not relationship material

by trigeminalheadaches April 18, 2022

Hoezempic

The version of Ozempic that melts away fat but lets you keep a big ass, and big titties. Side Effects Include: Being Thirsty As Hell, Running Through Whole Crews, Increased Vaginal Wetness, and Hot Flashes.

Dang, girls slim'n down, but still got that donk and those big ol'titties must be on that Hoezempic

by SB87 July 18, 2023