hooded root

Another term to describe an uncircumcised male penis...like the foreskin forms a hood which needs to be pulled back to expose the cheesy head.

"As the saying goes among most strippers...if the root has a hood, it's no good!"

"Hooded root will cause instant loss of female sex drive."

by Erika Butler June 20, 2008

hooded goblin

an uncircumsized penis

Hey everyone look at Mathias' hooded goblin!

by Steven J. Jackson April 15, 2010

Hooded falcon

An uncircumscised penis, of the noble kind.

The wingspan on that gentleman's hooded falcon had to have been at least 3 feet. I sure hope he fed it recently, as I don't want it to attack my face....

by Poopoopanda July 29, 2013

howdedodat

Complete and utter amazement at the actions of another to the point of non intelligence

Oh my god did u see that big dude one hit punch that zombies head in never in my life have i seen something that great. I was like HOWDEDODAT!!!!!!!!

by idunno whatidondid November 24, 2013

hooded man

an uncircumcised penis

“oh yeah andrew, he’s a hooded man.”

by giantdrummer1 May 25, 2018

hooded channian

Male teenager dressed in a hoodie. Usually seen in gangs drinking cans of cheap beer or racing each other on stolen mopeds. May be shortened to Ho-C.

Careful; there's a nest of hooded channians over there.

by pg220 April 13, 2007

One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior

This is used by a man to do battle with the woman's Bearded Clam. Better Known as the Penis.

I whipped out my One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior and my girlfriend screamed in horror at the immensity of it.

by Mojo Maniac September 28, 2008