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hobknock

1) when a guy hits you in the face with his penis

2) one who goes around hitting people hard in the testicles/ to refer to a person as the pain one suffers after being hob-knocked

3) when a guy takes his penis and harshly slaps a sexual partner across the face
1) Hobknock is also a form of rape.

2) She was so angry that she decided to hob-knock him.

3)During sex he thought it would be a good idea to try to hob-knock her.
by ditzy =D April 5, 2009
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hobnobber

A person who is important solely because of their position within a given organization, and generally creates a fuss upon news of their impending arrival
The hobnobbers will be here in less than an hour, clean the dead rats out of the fridge!
by worldrecker December 23, 2010
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hobnocker

"Hobnocker" is a completely made up word from the nickelodeon show iCarly.

All of the previous definitions were written to Urban Dictionary AFTER the episode of iCarly with the meaningless word aired early 2009, all of the previous comments being a little bit later on.

The only description (from the episode of iCarly) is "gross... and illegal"
"You hobnocker!"

---------------From iCarly---------------
Carly: "Whats a hobnocker?"
Sam: whispers
Carly: "Eww, thats gross!"
Sam: "And illegal"
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hobnocker

a person who slaps people with his penis
that hobnocker over there just slapt me with his dick
by thehobnocker November 9, 2009
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Hobknocker

1. A person who 'rapes' or molests' animals.

2. Someone who hits you in the face with thier penis.
1. Carly: Oh he's so cute!

Wade C.: You are all a bunch of hobknockers!

(as seen on Icarly)

2. Devin: Dude! Wtf, you hobknocker.
by inuyasha gurl Aka ashton August 7, 2009
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hobnog

A Hobnog is another word for fat whore.
Wow, i was so drunk last night. I Fucked a Hobnog.
by Angie Giangrasso(: September 8, 2009
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Hobnail

Having filthier, more enthusiastic sexual intercourse with your significant other at a hotel simply because you are not in your own home.
Joe gingerly pressed the king-sized hotel mattress with his index finger, grimacing as he felt it give easily; no doubt from years of couples' hobnailing upon it.
by soarjubs December 16, 2013
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