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hobart

one who participates in deviant sexual behavior.
Oh my gosh Elaine, I had no idea you were such a hobart!
by Janet01923 March 3, 2009
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Hobart

the nice way to call a friend a ho. usually adds humor to the insult. great for kids who dont like to swear yet
omg tania, dont be such a hobart!
by hottag January 9, 2008
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hober

A person who acts high while sober. Its not an act, that's just their personality.
Dude John is totally crazy even when he's not high. Yeah, that's because he's hober.
by eyeflutes May 14, 2011
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Homerton

Homerton College is the newest of all the cambridge colleges. It is the biggest with the most students, most successful at sport winning the football cup, having all three football teams promoted and won the rugby 7s cuppers.

Home of the widely known drinking society the Pros, Homerton is basically the coolest of all cambridge colleges and if you are lucky enough to get pooled there you will enjoy yourself as much as those who were smart enough to apply there in the first place.
"you go to Homerton?'
"Yes"
"We'll just go back to mine instead then"
by DBaker April 5, 2010
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hobart

any perverted or immoral person that wears wangsta clothes and brings porn to school to share with nerds.
omfg stop touching that picture like hobart!
by cuddlefish June 29, 2004
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The Hubert Epidemic

An epidemic taking the community of patronizing coworkers by storm. It was discovered in the year 2016 by the same man who discovered Hubert's Constant.

Symptoms include and are absolutely not limited to the following:

Affected person(s):
-will suddenly happen to know everything about everything.

-will correct every pointless slip of the tongue or grammar mistake that you noticed but didn't bother to fix due to the lack of importance.

-will usually begin their sentences with either "aaaactually....", "You DO know...", "You DO realize..." or some other cocky, condescending way of trying to educate you about something.
-are incapable of humility.
-are incapable of admitting they do not know something.
-usually come up with shit.
-will use big words they don't understand to sound more photosynthesis.
-will repeat their 'intelligent' remarks until confirmation that somebody heard them. This may take days.

This sickness is especially contagious in children exceeding the age of 18. There is currently no cure but death.
"Hey man! I think I just put a pin in that really annoying thing people do! I call it The Hubert Epidemic!"

"AAACTUALLY, you DO REALIZE that what you REALLY MEANT was PANDEMIC?! EPIDEMIC isn't worldwide! You DO KNOW that RIGHT?!"

"Of course I do"

"WELL THEN I just CAN'T comprehend WHY someone would make SUCH a STUPID mistake."

"... Fuck you man"
by Inevitibility April 28, 2017
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National kiss hubert day

On April 17 this is a day where everyone could help out a hubert by hooking up with him
National kiss hubert day is great
by hubert is cool April 12, 2019
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