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going hogging

To cruise around and find a fat girl to fuck for the night, and when you have that big old ass booted you are going hogging
friend1: I sure would like some big ass tonight
friend2: Well we are going hogging to find us some big ass to poke.
by krowe October 4, 2006
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hogging

Hogging is an actual rodeo style competion where contestants must stay inside (doggy style) of a fat girl for a full eight seconds. The clock starts only after your friends burst into the room via the door or closet and then procede to turn on the lights and start making pig calls (zoo zoo zooooie). The rider may hold on to her hair or even a sweaty roll of lard and flesh. This is very hilarious if you document it with video! Proof that you deserve to wear a fajita plate as a belt buckle. Happy riding buckaroos.
I was hogging this girl that resembled a manatee and only lasted 5.6 seconds. I couldn't help it she bucked free. Lane Frost is rolling over in his grave.
by Liberater of Libations August 14, 2006
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hogging

To keep something for yourself.
Hey stop hogging the spliff
by Pie May 20, 2003
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hogging out

Having a big ole dong, usually is an older male/construction worker.
Look at Jim he’s “hogging out” over there.
by Jaygatsby232 June 4, 2018
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Ground-Hogging

When you have to poop really bad, but you are forced to hold it, and you feel like you are about to poop yourself.
The next bathroom isn't for an hour, and I'm already ground-hogging
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hegging

Hegging is when someone is crying uncontrollably and repetitively. Usually making a load noise in a hysterical state.
Mary couldnt stop hegging when she heard that Jimmy had died. She was inconsolable.
by Arlene123 June 13, 2016
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boss hogging

v. - Acting like a boss hog. Trying to be more than what one really is. Typically the actions of a stinky assed fat fucking truck driver who is telling fabricated and outlandish stories of their importance simply for hearing themselves speak or seem more relevant than what they really are.
Brah, Fat Tyrone is really boss hogging down there on that forklift while he tells everyone what to do.

Fuck me, Maghead Mike sure thinks he is one bad motherfucker when he is boss hogging around in front of that stank ass slut he is tryin to hump up on.
by TittyfaceJenkins May 2, 2011
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