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Homing Beacon

The internal compass that guides the lost warrior home when he/she is too drunk to see straight. More often than not, the individual will have no recollection of how they got home.

Often the homing beacon will activate itself suddenly and without warning, however, it is usually preceded with several minutes worth of vacant staring and the sudden exit of the individual may be accompanied by some grunt or the phrase, 'i have to go'.

- The homing beacon, in an advanced person may also make you stop for food.
A: 'So what, I just stared at the floor, got up, said bye and left? Dude I don't remember sh*t from last night...'

B: 'Yeah man, I'm surprised you made it back OK, that's some homing beacon you got there.'
by funkiermunky January 27, 2012
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Daddy Hewins is sexy piece of hunk. He is the nastiest physics teacher...the sexiest 70 year old man known to date, he has thick cheeks and anime thighs. Will always make you cream and scream...i love daddy Hewins
Daddy Hewins!? He is such a creamy daddy!
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Honing and boning

Wonda Wonderpig was in the van just honing and boning!
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Hotina

A hotina is a hot latina.
Damn, that's one fine hotina!
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Alien Hominid

Awesome video game developed by The Behemoth, Dan Paladin synj being the artist and creator of the characters, backrounds, and other art. A truly unique game that is a rare 2D gem among a sea of rushed 3D games. Flash version can be played on newgrounds
I spent so much time playing Alien Hominid, I think my eyes are bleeding!
by Mozee October 1, 2004
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hoinky

A word to describe a person with nose and chin of equal length(or pointiness)
i.e. that person is hoinky.
famous examples include David Wheater, Noel Fielding
'The gentleperson had a very hoinky complexion'
'His chin was the same length as his neb.
Hoinky get.'
by bifty shugger March 4, 2009
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Homing from Work

A counter to Working from Home where your primary role is performing your job duties from your home. Homing from Work is the same thing reversed. Instead of working a person can do a plethora of things ranging from paying their bills, texting, reading the news, reading a book, making personal phone calls or watching their favorite soaps.
Worker 1 – Dude I’m not feeling it today… I just don’t want to be here!

Worker 2 – Then you need to be Homing from Work man…

Worker -1 Homing from Work? SWEET! I do need to call and make a doctor’s appointment and catch up on Grey’s Anatomy. Hold up, let me send my calls to voicemail and slip off my shoes.
by B2rad May 14, 2009
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