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historgasm

When one is overpowered by an intense, almost sexual lust for all things historical.

This is often manifested in the form of increased heart rate, ooh-ing, aah-ing, pointing or rapid photo taking, directed towards historical persons, architecture or artifacts.

For those afflicted, historgasms can also result from any exposure, however limited, to any form of historical discussion or reference.
"I had a total historgasm last night thinking about the mighty conquests of Julius Caesar."

"Everytime I see a castle, man, my body just...historgasm man. Those turrets."

"I historgasm everytime Prof. Smith enters the lecture theatre, he's just so passionate about his work."
by CaesarsConquest April 28, 2014
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hissters

Two female cats that live in the same house but can't stand each other.
Mudgie and Hubie were hissters because they fought constantly .
by J.H. Surgery October 3, 2016
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Snakes Don't Hiss

Proverb: People with bad intentions don't always make themselves known. They may cause trouble and you not even realise it's down to them.
Snakes don't hiss anymore. These days they're calling you bae, bruh, sister and bff. One Eye Open
by BigBootyHoe May 19, 2016
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historia

historia reiss or hisu, one of the characters from aot. she is the prettiest and most amazing person in the whole world and if you don’t like her you need to re watch the show. she’s also one of the best written people in the show. she is so strong and underrated, she needs more appreciation.
person 1: i just got into the aot fandom! what are your thoughts on historia?
person2: i love her so much and i hope you do too, she’s one of the best written characters in the show and is so cool and extremely underrated and hated for no reason. don’t you agree?
by historiasbiggestfan March 17, 2021
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Snakes Hiss

Watch my pint mate im off for a Snakes Hiss.
by Gareth Tattersall September 12, 2005
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hissatsu waza

Japanese for Finishing Move, Hissatsu Waza is a final attack that's used to dispatch someone. It's usually in the form of a melee attack, like a Rider Kick.
Kick his ass with a hissatsu waza.
by Psyga315 July 25, 2011
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Historia Reiss

A character in the manga/anime series Attack on Titan (also known as Shingeki no Kyojin). Originally known as Krista Lenz. She's the cute queen that's nice to everyone except communists, because they aren't people. She does not tolerate any kind of communism.
Communist: "Hey comrade Historia, want to go on a date with me?"

Historia Reiss: "How about I throw you out of a helicopter instead? You communist bastard."
by cumspewp October 6, 2017
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