I was round Clancy Brown's last night and he left me alone in his room. So aroused and pressed for time was I, I just had to have a highlander in his undies drawer before he came back. My johnson was in tatters dawg.
by Magnum. Pie October 15, 2009
Get the A Highlander mug.When you're fucking someone in a field and just as they get off you throw them onto an electrical fence and scream "There can be only one!" Also works by throwing an electrified appliance into the bathtub or shower during climax.
Hot girl with big tits: "Oh my God Travis I'm gonna fucking cum! What the...?"
*shoved into electrical fence, zapped to high hell via The Highlander method*
Travis: "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" *sings Queen's Highlander Theme*
*shoved into electrical fence, zapped to high hell via The Highlander method*
Travis: "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" *sings Queen's Highlander Theme*
by Travisistheguywhowrotethis January 29, 2006
Get the The Highlander mug.Someone who thinks that when you're complaining about or trying to fix a problem, it means that you don't also care about other, possibly bigger problems because "there can only be one" thing that you care about.
Every time I say we need to bring back net neutrality, Carl moral highlanders me with "Well, I guess police brutality, kids in cages, and our crumbling health care system are all fixed, then."
by DisseminationMonkey August 20, 2020
Get the Moral Highlander mug.She had to stop and get a Gatorade because we were making violent love for hours when she told me I fuck like the highlander.
by Nemesi5 March 5, 2020
Get the Fuck like the highlander mug.After having sexual intercourse with a woman, when the man forgets to pull out and accidently ejaculates inside the woman and the woman becomes very upset, the man will say to the woman, "Dont worry, for I am the Highlander". Since the highlander can't get women pregnant this is a good way to shut the said woman up. If the woman is unconvinced the man can then grab a fork and shove it in a electrical socket and while being electrocuted he can scream 'THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!"
Hey man, I forgot to pullout of my girlfriend last night but it's alright 'cuz I used "The Highlander" trick.
by kyuuketsukou January 12, 2013
Get the The Highlander mug.1) The fictional character Duncan MacLeod in the TV series "The Highlander"
2) To seriously rough up your sex partner during sex.. to the point where they could be near death, but then they "come back to life".
2) To seriously rough up your sex partner during sex.. to the point where they could be near death, but then they "come back to life".
Dave was fucking his girlfriend and decided to pull the highlander. So he started slapping her ass.. then pulling her hair.. then he started throwing haymakers into her ribcage.. then he pounded the back of her skull with his fist until she went into a coma.
9 weeks later SHE recovered from the coma, successfully completing the highlander Dave was going for.
The two are still together, as they were avid highlander fans and she's a freaky girl when it comes to sex.
9 weeks later SHE recovered from the coma, successfully completing the highlander Dave was going for.
The two are still together, as they were avid highlander fans and she's a freaky girl when it comes to sex.
by tripdnokc August 24, 2010
Get the the highlander mug.you beat her in the face with your dick, and then when she's bloody and beaten, you yell, "there can be only one"
by Trevor Thrasher September 22, 2006
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