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Heidi Cruz

A significant other who you are okay with throwing under the bus.
“Sure he called my wife ugly, but I regard her to be a Heidi Cruz and am more than willing to throw her under the bus.”
by TK2000 October 28, 2023
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Bang Heading

When someone tries to "Head Bang" to a song but do it in such an off beat or weird manner that it's just sad.
Guy 1: "Dude, check out this new song I found."
Guy 2: "Oh wow, it's cool. *wtf? I don't even know*"
Guy 1: "Alright, cut out the Bang Heading, you're embarrissing me. . ."
by Tortuga Dorian November 25, 2010
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heediot

BRIEF DESCRIPTION:
An upgrade of the standard and simple word that we know as idiot.
USE OF THE WORD:
Heediot is very straight up, easy to use during the heat of an argument and is used in the same context as its lesser cousin 'idiot'. The use of this verbal attack very commonly takes a person by surprise thus giving them no response or makes them stutter which puts you in a great position to be able to strike again. Using 'Heediot' should be reserved for special occasions of extreme stupidity (using it against smartass remarks will also be tolerated).
"One plus one equals window"
"What the hell kind of a heediot are you?"
by kreeem December 9, 2008
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Turtle Heading

Bro we really need to find a shitter! I've been Turtle Heading for the last 20 minutes! If I don't get there soon Mr. Hankey is gonna come visit.
by RoyalTokes July 7, 2018
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turtle-heading

(verb – present participle) The act of experiencing the summit of a crusty turd protruding from your sphincter (a turtle head); to really need a crap
Onlooker: "Why are you walking so strangely?"
Protagonist: "I'm turtle-heading, if I don't find a toilet soon I'm going to purge all over my pants."
by Don de Mookster March 4, 2009
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like herding cats

A very difficult task to begin, and even more difficult to complete!
Putting this case together after being cold for twenty years will be like herding cats! All the luck to you Sarge!
by talk2me-JCH2 April 2, 2021
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psychic herding

A phenomena that happens when many people show up at the same time.
Most of the grocery store lanes were open until suddenly they were overwhelmed by the strange psychic herding of people.
by ataraxis July 5, 2009
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