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BRIEF DESCRIPTION:
An upgrade of the standard and simple word that we know as idiot.
USE OF THE WORD:
Heediot is very straight up, easy to use during the heat of an argument and is used in the same context as its lesser cousin 'idiot'. The use of this verbal attack very commonly takes a person by surprise thus giving them no response or makes them stutter which puts you in a great position to be able to strike again. Using 'Heediot' should be reserved for special occasions of extreme stupidity (using it against smartass remarks will also be tolerated).
"One plus one equals window"
"What the hell kind of a heediot are you?"
heediot by kreeem December 9, 2008
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A person who attracts most of attention in a room, class, group of people.
"They were listening to this heediot"
heediot by JQuin March 10, 2015
Related Words
A person that has reached a level of such extreme idiocy that the word idiot had to be altered to be able to fit thier description.
Matt and Dan are hediots.
hediot by Joey Ritsma January 16, 2003
A heedoot is a person with less than average intelligence. A mentally challenged individual.
He was behaving like such a heedoot last night. Idiot , moron , grade schooler
heedoot by Old Orange82 July 29, 2017

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026