hetero-sure

Having great confidence in your heterosexuality while being in stereotypical homosexual situations

responding after getting picked on by my buddies at the bar for going to a Jewel Concert in a pink button-up shirt: "you're just jealous you are not as Hetero-sure as I am!"

by SkiipyS October 9, 2019

Hetero-flexible

A primarily straight human being who occasionally enjoys sexual engagement with the same sex with only playfulness in mind. No future commitment or expectations involved. i.e. Drunk and horny.

I'm not bisexual, I'm "hetero-flexible".

"We're all gay when the right guy is not around"

"My hetero-flexibility is gauged by how drunk I am and how hot he/she is"

by AllegraKate November 30, 2009

hetero-heather

A homophobic straight woman. Similar to a Karen. Most likely walks up to gay couples in public and tells them they’re corrupting the children. Would not last a day in NYC

I was at work and I had to deal with a Hetero-heather

by Latinadaria666 September 16, 2019

HETERO FLEXIBLE

A female or male which are not bi or gay but is straight. They may do stuff with the same sex or have sexual dreams over same sex. They would never go out or date same sex

hey im hetero flexible.

by A.JZ September 10, 2008

hetero shark

A heterosexual male who goes to lesbian bars/clubs in order to spit game at the few heterosexual females in attendance.

Matt is totally trying to pick up chicks and he knows good and well that it's lesbian night at Falcon; he's such a hetero shark!

by lashannon February 12, 2008

hetero capacity

refers to an area occupied by the maximum number of guys allowed by which adding one more would make it very gay/ uncomfortable and wrong

{setting}- 2 friends are chillen on a couch that is clearly made for no more than two people when another guy walks up
Guy: Hey fellas!... got room for one more?
2 friends: Nah dude we've reached hetero capacity

by Brian Dickson June 15, 2007

Hetero Life Mates

Two people of the same gender and heterosexual orientation who decide to be each others life partners, but asexually; living together but unromantically.

Diane and Mary decided that if they were unattatched by the age of 35, they would move to NY together and be hetero life mates.

by anon December 18, 2004