hermione granger (emma watson)

Hermoine is the very intelligent and very hot girl that grazes the Harry Potter Movies. Emma Watson is the actress that plays it and out of the teenagers that are in the movies, she'll stay in showbiz the longest.

Emma Watson kicked ass as Hermoine Granger. I hope to see her more after the Hogwarts movies.

by mrconfusion87 June 30, 2004

hermionegrangersexual

Somebody who is only attracted to Hermione Granger.

Y/N: I'm in love with Hermione Granger
X: You are Hermionegrangersexual

by andromeda_tonks February 17, 2021

Hermione Moment

That awkward moment that occurs when a group of guys and a girl are talking and the topic of conversation turns to girls and their pros and cons, male health issues or other topics best kept among men. Someone then realises that there is, in fact, a female present. An embarrased silence then follows. This is a Hermione Moment.

It is named after the many scenes in the Harry Potter series when Harry and Ron forget that their friend Hermione is actually a girl.

Steve: Man, Jessica has a nice pair of...
<Dave elbows Steve hard in the ribs>
Steve: er.. Hi Teresa! Um, what do you think of Jessica's... er...
Dave: Dude, Hermione Moment!

by George McBob April 21, 2009

hermione

The daughter of Helen of Troy, who lent her name to Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter books.

Hermione is the daughter of Helen.

by PersonWhoReallyKnowsWhoHermioneIs March 20, 2008

hermionise

Verb.

To refine or perfect something. To apply positive spin or diplomatic language. In the manner of Hermione Granger from the Harry Potter books and films.

Before I can forward your report to management, I will need to hermionise it.

by koalabravo May 8, 2006

pre-med hermione

Overachieving-ass dweebs (like Hermione) that are in all your biology and chemistry classes. They let everyone around them known that they are pre-med either directly or indirectly through their obnoxious behaviors (including, but not limited to: asking questions about how the material is relevant to the medical field, whether or not the professor has finished writing them a recommendation letter, and boasting about their shadowing experiences). An important thing to note is that not all pre-med hermione's are actually smart, but pretend to be.

Pre-med Hermione: "I'm getting my surgery next week. But I'm not worried; I've seen the procedure done like a hundred times."

Pre-med Hermione: "I can't wait to be a doc. I'm gonna be all like "Open your mouth, and say 'Ah'""

Pre-med Hermione: "Those pills are really bad for you. I would know. I'm pre-med."

by Arbag May 28, 2011

Hermione Granger

The brightest witch of her age, and Harry's/Ron's best friend. She has brown bushy hair, rather large front teeth(though she had them shrunk in her fourth year), and is very pretty. Very bookish, and as stated above incredibly smart. Her wand is made of Vine. She is in love with Ron Weasley and marries him in the epilogue of book 7.

Dude, Hermione Granger is so fucking SMART!!!!

by Josh44 April 20, 2008