heise

The sexiest of all beings.

look at that stud! He's definitely a Heise

by HigherThanMost January 7, 2014

give the heisman

To distance yourself from someone or something like the dude on the Heisman trophy giving a stiff-arm to defenders.

His girlfriend cheated on him so he gave her the heisman.

A: Are you still smoking?
B: Naw I gave it the heisman.

by uniqueacctid December 17, 2003

Heistermination

When you shoplift the entire inventory of one single type of item at your local convenience store.

Comes from the Halo term "Extermination"

Snoop: "Dude I just took all the blue airheads"
Spam: "Damn, you just got a heistermination"

by Heistmeariver March 11, 2009

Heist Dinner

1. Shoplifting enough goods to make yourself dinner out of your pilfered food

2. Shoplifting twice as much inventory as a buddy who is also shoplifting at the same time as you.
Comes from the Halo 3 term "Steak Dinner"

John and Jacob stole three pizzas from their local convenience store, thus they earned themselves a heist dinner

by Heist me a river March 12, 2009

Haris

A cute smart guy who wears glasses and basketball lover he always makes his shoots! Cap 🧢 makes him more handsome

If u like a Haris make sure to know him more because they won’t let u in till they know u completely! Then he will start to having fun with you lol ! If u already have a haris in your life u r such a lucky girl congratulations!!!

Look #haris is playing basketball!!

Wow look at his cap he is so handsome

by Iloveharis July 3, 2018

Heisendate

When two people are out together, and one has romantic intentions but isn't sure that the other person does as well. The one with romantic intentions is afraid to ask the other person if he/she also has romantic intentions, because the other person might clarify that he/she DOESN'T. And that would lead to an awkward situation.

The word is a combination of Heisenberg, the scientist famous for his Uncertainty Principle, and the word date.

I thought I was getting somewhere with Jennifer last night, but it turns out it was just a Heisendate.

by John April 7, 2004

Heister

A Halo 3 player from the popular forum Eve-Films. He is widely known for getting Halo 3 custom games together, and having kids join right away because Heister is in the game. He is also known for raging in custom games as well. Usually from people shooting his dead body with a Mauler five times.

Dude, Evasive just pulled a Heister.

God damn, he pulled a Heister, we're going to need another person for customs.

by Eve-Films July 29, 2010