Red Henning

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That investment is a terrible business decision, don't do it stop red henning.

by Kris P B July 2, 2018

rose hessing

Similar to dick pulling, this term means to talk simple minded with absolutely no intelligence or relevance to what someone is talking about. Some examples of Rose Hessing would be changing topics, talking senseless, or just plain out dick pulling.

Did you hear what Nick was saying? He was making absolutely no sense. He was Rose Hessing when he was texting me.

by JWord TheBird December 31, 2018

Van Helsing

A turd that looks exactly like a vampire stake.

I just took a Van Helsing. It looked like I could kill a vampire with it.

by Jeffale5 August 17, 2013

van helsing

term used to imply getting really intoxicated

dude, let's get all van helsing tonight.

by rob May 13, 2005

Henning

when you take a shit but dont have time to wipe, leaving you with an itchy ass crack, and upon future wipage, it transforms into a bloody henning.

Damn it man, I didn't have time to wipe this morning, I bet by 5 I'll have the worst henning.

by Tom Jennings January 13, 2008

Van Helsing

Slang for "that person sings like Hell!".

Everytime a good song plays on my radio, my bitch, Chelsea Handler, starts doin' the Van Helsing and totally fucks up any chance of me enjoying the song.

Thankfully, I have a conversion van, so I can redeem the displeasure by pulling over and fucking her brains out!

by B. A. Baracus June 13, 2006

Doug Henning

It is a variation of the Houdini, except instead of a guy doing a girl doggy style, its a guy doing another guy doggy style, and therefore qualify as a gay sex act thus the name Doug Henning in lieu of Houdini.

Did you hear about Rik? Apparently he gave is male lover the ol' Doug Henning last night. I'm just glad he did not tarnish a good name by calling it a Houdini.

by assclown69 June 17, 2008