helisexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to helicopters.

Person A :"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Person B : "It's alright I accept that you're a helisexual"
Person C : "I'm not a heliphobe!"

by Pseudologist May 18, 2014

buff helmets

The act of sucking dick

"...Then I asked these young ladies do they buff helmets They said fuck you, took a sniff and then they didn't tell me..."
-Tony Stark

by buckalope December 4, 2009

brodie helmet

A british helmet desigined in ww1, made the wearer nearly invincible

Gets hit dead on by an artillery shell** "I survied because I was wearing a brodie helmet oh yes I did!"

by Brodie helmet February 28, 2019

Helmetdale

Medical = smegma.The white pungent substance that gathers on the bell end or purple headed mountain. Not to be confused with the female equivilent Clamenbert

If i had known tony had brought some Helmetdale with him id have brought a bottle of Chardanay and made a night of it.

by Wizards Sleave May 3, 2006

helmet hang

Helmet hang is when the male genitalia is displayed and is considered unsightly and grotesque. A guy with to much helmet hang will find it almost impossible to get laid.

Girl 1:- what's that new guy like that your dating?

Girl 2:- he's cute but he has really bad helmet hang!

by T.M.I November 10, 2014

Helm of Disintegration

A magical helm item used in Dungeons & Dragons as described by Peter Griffin. Used to seduce naughty school girls. (Other definition notes that it is a World of Warcraft item but Peter Griffin is describing Dungeons & Dragons character stats).

Lois: "Ohh I need a spanking, I'm a bad, bad girl."

Peter: "I'm a paladin with an 18 charisma and 97 hit points. I can use my helm of disintegration and do 1d4 damage as my half-elf mage wields his +5 holy avenger."

Lois: "Paladins can't use the helm of disintegration!"

Peter: "Oh... Okay, then, I'm a Black Guy."

by SaltyCaptain December 7, 2016

hells na

When you want to say no in a very emphatic manner.

Let's say that you did not find Hillary attractive but someone says to you, "bro, I think that you would like to make love to Hillary......Then you would say, "hells na bro, I wouldn't fuck Hillary Clinton with your dick."

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 16, 2017