crank that heisman

when you see a fine girl,
and you walk up to her throwin some game then you find out that she givin off an odor that makes you jus wanna bounce.
u put up your hand and lift your leg as if you were the heisman statue. and just leave.

Lyrics form Dem Heizman boys:
Ho you stank
so why you tryin?
if you don't step back
I'm gonna Crank that heisman.
you got no bank
nigga so why you lyin?
that ho don't want you
she 'bout to Crank that heisman.

by amanda_ohnine September 23, 2007

helmsman

The driver of a sail boat

You be helmsman, I'd rather crew today

by Sailor_savvy June 8, 2007

Heisman Trophy

A masturbation position, primarily used in the shower to keep from slipping. One hand on the wall, the other hand.. well you know.

Dude, I was jacking off in the shower, and I had to do the Heisman Trophy because the tub was so slippery.

by Bobbybagpipes July 4, 2008

Heisman

Its 4th and Goal and you are mid-wipe about to finish your growler in a public restroom. The stall door abruptly opens due to the fact the door was unlocked, thus causing you to put your other hand out to block the door from being opened. With one hand in mid-wipe mode and the opposing hand giving the straight arm to the door you find yourself in the proverbial Heisman Trophy position.

Dude, I had to squeeze one out before my flight at the Airport today and the lock on the stall door was broken. Someone tried to walk in right as I was getting ready to wipe so I had to give him the Heisman.

by Saul Rosenburg November 17, 2006

Helimanity

A fool who runs around flailing their arms about like a helicopter..

like "omg did you see that guy who was on fire?"
"yeah he was runnin around like a helimanity"

by Dandom December 17, 2008

heismanziel trophy

A once prestigious award, given to the nation's best football player now reserved for the most acne-covered, homosexual athlete in college football.

Johnny football finished with Drake and rose to accept the award but soon realized his mere acceptance of the heismanziel trophy made it worthless.

by Wenonahthing November 27, 2013

getting the heismann

The act of being rejected, hard, by a romantic conquest. Very similar to the term swerve.

I wanna talk to your friend but I keep getting the heismann from her.

by Zatannamaria July 7, 2015