Petty heifer

Someone who is rude,stupid,and gets mad about dumb things.

John is such a petty heifer,he got upset with me over the dumbest thing today.

by fuck_you_hoe September 3, 2016

jerkin-gerkin-heimer

Adolescent boy who has pictures of naked women on his bedroom walls.

Man, that kid with the nudy posters is such a jerkin-gerkin-heimer. gerkin-heimergerkin heimer

by rbnightmare May 18, 2009

Heiferosexual

a person who is sexually attracted to, and has sexual preference for a fat person.

Check Piff out, why does he always go for the fatties? He's a full-bore heiferosexual.

by Poopstack October 14, 2009

heimer syndrome

To use metaphors non-stop such as using 7 or more metaphors in a 1 hour lecture.

Man, he musta used at least 20 metaphors on that lecture of the big bang theory. He must be suffering from the heimer syndrome

by Thebigbangtheroy August 31, 2009

Heir

A wealthy young adult guy who gets his money from his family. Usually handsome, rich, preppy, shops a lot, popular and is a jock. A male version of Paris Hilton.

Dude, where did you got that money from? I wish i was an heir like you.

Paris Hilton is an Heiress.

by HollywoodTV May 21, 2009

heiress

a beautiful wealthy , typically young adult girl who inherits some form of wealth from her family or another person close to her.

paris hilton is an heiress

by Boo February 19, 2005

Hebert

Hebert is a pretty swole guy even though his muscles look like tumors. He can be stubborn as hell but everyone still loves him. Almost all the Heberts in the world scare little kids, but they're still friendly

Look at the tumors on Hebert's biceps.

by xxx_Cactus_Eater24_xxx May 6, 2018