Hebephile

A pedophile with a dictionary

Pedo: Okay friend let me explain something since you seem to be new here, hebephilia is NOT the same thing as pedophilia. I'm sick and tired of you trolls popping up everywhere and spreading BLATANT misinformation. In many countries being a hebephile is considered normal and healthy and human beings have a natural attraction to girls who are going through puberty. being attracted to girls who are pre-pubescent is fucking sick and disgusting but only in the us does there seem to be this unwarranted taboo around healthy and normal male sexuality.

by STLLRS May 25, 2017

herbophile

A person who is sexually attracted to flora of all sorts
this includes plants, ferns, trees and flowering plants

"dude how long does your girlfriend spend in the garden"
"dunno a couple of hours"
"god she's such a herbophile"

by Phonar Rigby August 7, 2007

Homophile

A heterosexual who has an attraction to homosexuals.

"Hey John, check out those sexy lesbians"
"Youre such a homophile Steve"

by Guildhunter92 August 10, 2020

Herbaphile

noun

An individual with a paraphilia where they are sexually aroused by touching grass.

Jane was such a herbaphile, always out there rubbing herself against the lawn.

by Ricky Linderman January 28, 2023

Homophile

Someone who bends over backwards to advance any gay agenda item or position, no matter how outlandish. Someone with an unnatural attraction to all things "Gay"

The Left wing activist was a real homophile.

by Joe Narof September 3, 2003

Bebophile

Using the popular Bebo social network to perv on hot younger woman.

Man your such a bebophile, perving on that 18 year olds pics.

by Frankcesco April 8, 2008

Porphyric Hemophilia

The medical term for vampirism

bob: I think i have Porphyric Hemophilia.
ted:what, why?
bob: my teeth are sharp
ted: shut the hell up dracula

by ITCHYxTR1GGA69 July 22, 2011