Hebert

A common last name in Louisiana (equivalent to Smith). Usually mispronounced by telemarketers(He-Bert). Actually pronounced A-BEAR, it's French assholes.

Resident: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, may I please speak to Mrs. or Mr. He-bert.
Resident: It's Hebert (A-Bear).
Telemarketer: Oh, I'm sorry.
Resident: DIE IN A FIRE! *click*

by LNH2 January 16, 2009

Hebrican

A portmanteau of the terms Hebrew and Mexican, referring to a practicer of Judaism with Mexican heritage.

With all the meat and cheese in a Mexican diet, how do Hebricans keep kosher?

by sigmaguy July 3, 2009

Hebrewery

n. a place or broad area with an unusually high population percentage of Hebrews, often centered around a temple or other Jewish iconography. Unlike a brewery, the Jews in a Hebrewery are never mixed with yeast for more than a three hour period.

"Does your local Hebrewery use one pound of hops like Sam Adams?"

by Star of David November 4, 2007

Heberto

A chill easy going guy, unbelievable cool, has many talents, and extremely handsome.

“Did you see Heberto?”

“Duhh I couldn’t keep my eyes off of him!”

by Yung herb April 24, 2021

hebephile

Psychiatry - a person who is sexually attracted to adolescents in the early years of puberty, generally aged 11 to 14; not a pedophile. Origin: From Greek, "Hebe" (goddess of youth).

It turns out the chick across the street is a hebephile after all. I just caught her kissing that new guy in the seventh grade!

by Greek_Latin_King June 21, 2011

mitch hedberg

an american comedian known for his one-line non sequiturs. he was hilarious and may he rest in peace

I slept at my friends house, and he said "you have to sleep on the floor" i said "Damn gravity...got me again! You don't know how badly i wanted to sleep on the wall!"_ Mitch Hedberg

and

I have a king sized bed. Now i don't know any kings, but I'm sure that if one slept over, he would be comfortable... "Hey I'm a king!" "well you'll never guess what I have in store for you, exactly to your specifications"-Mitch Hedberg

and

You know how people say "i don't care if they're black, white, purple or green!"? ..oh now hold on a minute, you gotta draw the line somewhere...to hell with purple people! unless they're suffocating...theenn help em!-Mitch Hedberg

by teeeaaa May 13, 2006

Hebephilia

Hebephilia refers to an adult's sexual preference for pubescent youths; the term was introduced by Glueck (1955).1 It differs from ephebophilia, which refers to the erotic interest in individuals in mid- to late adolescence,2 and from pedophilia, which refers to the erotic interest in prepubescent children.3 While individuals with a sexual preference for adults (i.e., teleiophiles) may have some sexual interest in pubescent-aged individuals,4 the term hebephilia is reserved for those who prefer pubescent-aged individuals over adults.

Sally is a pubescent child.
Tom likes Sally because she is a pubescent 10 year old girl.
He likes Pubscent girls.
That makes him a Hebephile.
Hebephilia

by MsVenus September 27, 2009