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Phil Hartman

A guy that from the description of him by people around him, didn't have his name associated with suspicion, yet he was shot by his wife. It can happen to anybody.
Phil Hartman didn't sound like a bad guy from the way people described him, but he still died a violent death.
by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020
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Kai Hartman

Most yolked person to exist. Periodt.
Kai Hartman? Oh he has HUGE tatas
by lookingforbigtatas December 2, 2020
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Emperor Hartmann

The Emperor,” The God, The Man Who Shows No Mercy To His Enemy. His Greatest Gift Is Hatred To Humanity
Emperor Hartmann dismantled his highest Kommander with no mercy.
by Ghxst Unknown November 21, 2021
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fixie hartmann

a very creative german joke (totally) "fixie hartmann" which sounds similar to "fick sie hart mann" translates into: "fuck her hard dude" it's an overused joke and is often used in german tiktoks about school and subsitute teachers
classmate 1: *writes the name fixie hartmann into the atendance list*

substitute: is fixie hartmann here?
by AhOG1B June 29, 2023
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Heartanal

The act of having sexual intercourse which involves a penis penetrating the back hole of a heart.
"Dude i just had the most amazing heartanal session ever last night, the excess poop made it nice and slippery!"
by IcedCoffeeBaconOil November 24, 2019
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butch hartman

the man who single-handedly ruined nickelodeon with his crappy cartoons like the fairly oddparents and danny fantom.
butch hartman's cartoons all look the same, and on top of that, they suck.
by a genius January 5, 2007
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heartland

Historically known as 'The South'.

'The South' was a very large region in the lower eastern portion of the contiguous states of the USA. You may see a map in the following link: (link is not maintained) http://americancivilwar.com/pictures/comp1850.jpg

The South was a place which supported slavery, and had a wide-spread cultural deficiency in the appreciation of love, justifiably. The South used slaves to perform difficult manual labor for the benefit, mainly, of the people who 'owned' the slaves.

Today, the 'heartland' refers to areas of the USA which are still significantly influenced by this powerful history. The heartland is a place where love is secondary to selfish desires. The heartland also consequently has an overabundance of the most unfortunate people: the 'republicans'. 'Republicans', like their ancestors, possess a great lack of empathy for the life around them, causing relative harm and distress.
Animal abusers
Bush enthusiasts
Slave holders
Anti-choice activists
by Ratio July 19, 2008
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