Hayden BRYF

Similar to Ricegum, he is a hypocrite and will call you out for being edgy and a hard person to talk to when he made an edgy plush series. He will say that when he got mad at criticism that was a long time ago and will call you out for getting mad at criticism when he had done that same mistake.

I honestly hate Hayden BRYF

by Jesusismynibba October 23, 2018

Tim Hayden

When a person begins to bite an apple, you smash it into their teeth and begin to release your bountiful load upon their face.

Adam was eating a Granny Smith, so I gave him a creamy Tim Hayden.

by Ben Cottrell October 31, 2013

Hayley

Hayley is an amazing girl. She tends to be shy but once she gets to know someone opens up. She is a tall brunette with subtle curves but overall she is a pretty smoking hot chick. She is one of the most loyal people you will ever meet so you don't want to loose her. She is very creative and has a great singing voice. She is smart but also modest and would drop everything she was doing just to help a friend. She is often complemented on her kind heart as well as her good looks. Even without knowing her you can tell she is pretty awesome. Don't be fooled by her quite nature though because she is a goof-ball at heart. She has a great sense of humor and is rarely seen without a smile on her face. Most would veiw her as a soft, warm, loving girl but they don't realize that she is really tough. She is strong and can handle most anything that is chucked at her. She's got tough skin but is a softy when it comes to animals. She is very in touch with nature and will spend lots of time outside. If you are lucky enough to get to have a Hayley in your life it is smart not to loose her because she will always have your back and is super fun to be around in general.

Random Gril: Hayley, you are too nice.
Hayley: Thanks! But seriously I can be pretty mean at times.
Friend: Yeah sorry. We created a monster.

Hayley: Actually I was always a monster. I come from the planet zilch and I was just waiting for the right moment to attack and eat your brains.
Random Girl: Umm is there another Hayley at this school cuz your nothing like anyone described you.
Friend: Nope. She's the one and only. Believe me I don't think there is anyone on Earth that is quite like this little freak.
Hayley: I'm going to take that as a complement.

by queen of oreos foeva March 28, 2015

Hayley Kiyoko

1. Our lesbian messiah
*cough cough Lauren's wife* fan account Instagram of "her wife": @hayley.kiyoko.quotes
2. Stella from lemonade mouth ;)
3. The best artist ;)

Lauren: Hayley Kiyoko is my wife and is the best person ever

by Creator_of_theword:yeast December 27, 2018

hayley kiyoko

Hayley Kiyoko is a Japanese American singer-songwriter and actress from Cali. She used to look like a slightly emo t.A.T.u. cosplayer from Myspace. At this point she first gained fame for playing Stella on the Disney movie Lemonade Mouth.

Then Hayley glo'd up and began writing music and dropping EPs. Hayley gained a huge amount of fame and popularity after releasing the music video for her single Girls Like Girls in June 2015. Thus after realizing how gay she truly is, she released her most homosexual EP yet, Citrine, in September 2016. She went on tour for it and unsurprisingly sold out because her music is catchy yet good quality, genuine, and she writes it herself unlike 95% of singers these days. Not only can she sing and write her own music, but she plays instruments too which is even rarer in today's music industry.

Hayley is regarded as the reincarnation of Sappho or as an icon for the gay community. Unfortunately most people would rather listen to Halsey aka Trashley or someone else who is talentless and pretentious rather than an actually musically talented creative gay Asian woman.

Person1: Hey, did you see Hayley Kiyoko's new music video?

Person2: Of course. The portrayal of a passionate and lustful interracial lesbian relationship in a nonfetishized way was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. In fact I started crying. Hayley Kiyoko is so underrated.

by beep boop boop bop May 14, 2017

Eddie Van Halen

Edward Lodewijk "Eddie" Van Halen (born January 26, 1955), is an Dutch-American rock guitarist, keyboardist, songwriter and producer of Dutch descent, most famous as the lead guitarist and co-founder of the hard rock band Van Halen; an American hard rock band formed in in 1972. They enjoyed success from the release of their self titled debut album in 1978

Have you heard about that kid? That's Eddie Van Halen, He's fucking dangerous on that guitar!

by myspace.com/johnlawson85 January 23, 2009

hayden kwong

A boy that love a girl each year, Colette, Scarlett, Barina. He games roblox and even minecraft. LOL Gamer Boy!!!!!

Hayden Kwong eats trash.

by Uknown no one 123 April 28, 2022