Googie Howser, M.D.

A person with no medical background who diagnoses him/herself and others using information found online.

Within five minutes of telling mom I had a minor stomach ache, she assumed her role as Googie Howser, M.D. and diagnosed me with ebola.

by bobo76 October 29, 2018

john hauser

another name for bob saget.

You hanging out with john hauser tonight? he is such a saget.

by mr. smithson May 30, 2008

Hawera

Hawera is a town full of druggies and gang members. Highest crime rate in the who of new zealand. Do NOT live in hawera highest teen pregnancy rate ever and a huge probability of being stabbed or murdered or injected with illegal drugs.

Oi do live in hawera you live you must be a druggie

by andioooooooop November 9, 2019

PIE HAWKER

Old dude who likes young chicks.

Yo, that Bill Clinton is the biggest freakin pie hawker I have ever seen.

by Heckler August 29, 2003

Hauser

'Giving someone a Hauser' is defined as servicing someone whilst on the toilet.

She wanted some loving, but I had to poop, so I gave her a Hauser.

by Grayson W September 1, 2005

Hauser

The smallest fucking town in Idaho. Located in northern Idaho about one mile from the Washington boarder, near Spokane Washington. All thats really there is a gas station, a bar, a trailer park, and a somewhat nice somewhat disgusting lake. There is about 1000 residents.

Hauser is a good place to go to get away from the city or relitives.

Matt: Goddamn me mother-in-law is fucking anoying! I'm going to Hauser for the weekend. Later

by Dewit June 6, 2009

hanser

a disease which involves you becoming a lostcase for a temporary amount of time

unless of course you are hans

boy oh boy that dude is definately suffering from hanser if he cant remember his own birthday

by Chris CoRoNgA July 11, 2006