Hasler

the act of rejecting anyone who rates 8 or lower on the 1-10 scale (8 or lower being referred to as "b-team"). Pulling a true Hasler means going home alone no matter how seductive the subject and no matter how long the dry spell.

For a guy, pulling a Hasler often causes his bros to question his manhood.

Girl: Would you like to come over to my beach house tonight? It's meant to be an all girls pool party but for you I can make an exception
Guy: Nah, I'm tired. I think I will just call it an early night

Guy's bro #1: Did he just go Hasler on her?
Guy's bro #2: He must be either gay or taking playing hard to get to a whole new level!

Girl: Why must all good guys be gay?

by Dr. Brovius Hawthorne January 12, 2014

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arse like a hawkers bundle

Person with an extremelly large arse.

Here, I've noticed wee Angies puttin oan a bit a weight these days eh!
Aye yer no kiddin, shes got an arse like a hawkers bundle.

by hector mcgubligan December 13, 2005

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Josh Hawley

A cock sucking lying peice of shit who rapes monkeys.

Wow that guy is such a josh hawley

by MadMax2700 November 7, 2018

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Chicken Hauler

A Chicken Hauler is a Trucker that has many extra lights on his truck, works for less money than most other drivers and smells like pigshit.

Spray the Lysol! the Chicken Haule is here!

by Pud June 5, 2005

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howler monkey

A screaming child, or a child that is often ear-splittingly loud.

Hey, lady, shut your fucking howler monkey up or take it out of the movie theatre!

by Miz Daisy Cutter April 29, 2006

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hamler

Huge dick. Likes: dating poodles, getting "high", peanut butter, being a mathstar, playing baritone, pillowbutts. Dislikes: rational thought, letting people comment on his public journal

That dude has a pillowbutt. What a hamler.

by douche boat November 6, 2006

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