1. A person, usually mid to young twenties, who thinks they are extremely tough and brute when in fact they are not.
2. A hardass hawkins usually gives the appearance of a young hobo with disturbing facial hair and always wears a camouflage hat.
3. When a hardass hawkins consumes any sort of alcoholic beverages they grow 3ft taller, become invincible and head but or punch random hard objects. Ex "doors, walls, tailgates, friends and current girlfriends"
4. A hardass hawkins in fact has to sit down to pee and wipes after a #2 from the back to the front
2. A hardass hawkins usually gives the appearance of a young hobo with disturbing facial hair and always wears a camouflage hat.
3. When a hardass hawkins consumes any sort of alcoholic beverages they grow 3ft taller, become invincible and head but or punch random hard objects. Ex "doors, walls, tailgates, friends and current girlfriends"
4. A hardass hawkins in fact has to sit down to pee and wipes after a #2 from the back to the front
" Hey, whos that hobo kid squatting of his tail gate taking a leak?'
"I bet you its one of those hardass hawkins'"
"Yea, more like a softass hawkins"
"I bet you its one of those hardass hawkins'"
"Yea, more like a softass hawkins"
by Master Of Sketchiness November 24, 2011
Get the hardass hawkinsmug. One of the most hated men in Chicago. He is a relief pitcher for the Cubs who consistently blows save opportunities in the 9th inning. Coach Dusty Baker forces him to be the team's closer against his will, when he has proven he is a valuable set-up man from his time with the Minnesota Twins.
LaTroy, if you ever read this, when you have a hitter at an 0-2 count, never throw a strike down the middle of the plate. Make him chase one out of the zone, dummy!
LaTroy, if you ever read this, when you have a hitter at an 0-2 count, never throw a strike down the middle of the plate. Make him chase one out of the zone, dummy!
Chicagoan #1: Hey, did the Cubs win today?
Chicagoan #2: They were going to, but LaTroy Hawkins blew it again!
Chicagoan #2: They were going to, but LaTroy Hawkins blew it again!
by Frustrated Cubs Fan May 7, 2005
Get the LaTroy Hawkinsmug. When your the sober guy in a room full of drunkin breeziez, lurking, waiting, for the first one who looks like she's gonna hit the floor, and offers to give her a (RIDE)!!!!!!
by alex contreras August 25, 2007
Get the pidgeon hawkinmug. To go out in public locations in search of females with empasis on physical appearance. Those being hawked are usually younger girls between 16-24 years old.
by marc ipsen October 7, 2004
Get the Chicken Hawkinmug. by yakkitori June 11, 2006
Get the Taylor Hawkinsmug. Lead-singer of the greatest rock band appeared since the 80s. NOT camp although might appear so. Extremely talented, with a great voice, lovely outfits......and deliciously sweeeeeeeeeeet.....oh jesus....
by CatherineInRock January 8, 2004
Get the Justin Hawkinsmug. Lead singer of The Darkness, the UK's most successful rock act of the early '00s.
Camp, but still a great musician with a lot of talent.
Camp, but still a great musician with a lot of talent.
by DaveIII October 17, 2003
Get the Justin Hawkinsmug.