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The Hawaiian SpermBender 

A ancient God relating back to before the creation of anything, that could literally, mentally, and physically fuck anything that existed or had yet to exsist. It is stated that the Hawaiian SpermBender created a galaxy my mistakenly sticking his dick in a black hole, eventually leading to him busting his godly nut all over space and time.
Man I really felt like the Hawaiian SpermBender back at that party. I was fucking mad Bitches!

Hawaiian peace sign 

The middle finger. Popularized by an NFL TV play-by-play man when Tennessee Titans Defensive Coordinator Chuck Cecil flipped off game officials after a disputed call.
Ohhhh! The Hawaiian peace sign given by Chuck Cecil.

Hawaiian Punch suprise 

When you eat out your girl when she’s on her period
Damn Jim your face is all red where you giving your girl a Hawaiian Punch suprise

Hawaiian Banana Split 

2 scoops of female that are sharing a Hawaiian man. Usually plain and vanilla but can spice things up by using whipped cream. Bonus points if there is a cherry on top. If they are REALLY kinky, they might add hot fudge as well.
Jennifer and Ashley seem to be enjoying Kahuna's Hawaiian Banana Split

Hawaiian Meat Stew 

When you drill a hole in a coconut, nutt inside it till it is filled up. Let is sit for a while till maggots and larvae grow.
A sign that the stew is ready is a foul smell and a lumpy thick consistency.
You then crack the coconut open and eat what is inside.
Man, I am preparing a Hawaiian Meat Stew, it's been sitting in my bathroom for 5 weeks now. The smell, is horrific, it's almost ready

Hawaiian Cork-Screw 

When a couple begins to perfom the art of intercourse, the man will usually by means of brute force bend the girl (or man) over, insert himself, lean forward taking a firm grasp on the shoulders, and spin counter-clockwise while chanting the Hawaiian renedition of 'Remix to Ignition' by R. Kelly.
1. "Did you hear that Tiffany left her boyfriend?" "Why?" "Because he pulled the 'Hawaiian Cork-Screw' on dat ass."