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Poo Hunting 

The act of walking through your back yard, shovel in hand searching for mounds of your dog's anal gold.
Before you mow that yard, you need to go poo hunting to clear a path.
Poo Hunting by infirmaryworker January 26, 2010

Furry Hunting Season 

A season in which it is completely legal to hunt, kill, and eat furries. This Season takes place from January 1- July 27.
Me:Yo looks like y'all restocked eh?
Furry Meat Dealer: Yeah Furry Hunting Season Just ended.

hauntingly

That one Harrymort fan fiction with the power to make you cry every five chapters. Written by Obsidianpen, an author of both original works and fan-related prose, Hauntingly is sure to either convert you into the garbage, Harrymort cesspool or at least give you an understanding of the people who ship this very un-cannon pairing.

Related Definitions:
Harrymort- The imaginary relationship between Lord Voldemort and Harry Potter. Not to be confused with Tomarry, the name for the relationship between Tom Riddle and Harry Potter.
Cannon- The irrefutable basis of a fandom. “While disliked, John and Mary’s marriage is cannon.”
Person A: “Why did you recommend Hauntingly to me? This is so sad.”
Person B: “You gotta read it if you wanna call yourself a Harrymort shipper.”
hauntingly by I Read Too Much Fanfic November 22, 2017

Huntington, NY 

A socioeconomically and racially diverse suburb of New York City. Located on the North Shore of Long Island, it mixes elements of an affluent north shore village and a gritty urban neighborhood. Wealthier people live north of 25A in Huntington Bay, while more disadvantaged people live south in Huntington Station. The village, in the center of town, has some of Long Island's best nightlife, restaurants, and shopping.
Huntington, NY by gumball436 June 3, 2011

unicorn hunting 

When a heterosexual couple searches for a bisexual woman to be the third in a three person relationship.
Honey, how do you feel about hitting up OKCupid to go unicorn hunting?
unicorn hunting by milkypudding April 12, 2014

hunting widow 

A state of complete physical and emotional abandonment caused by the husband's preference to hunt animals in the wild for days on end instead of spending quality time with his wife at home.
Wife 1: So, your hubby's away on yet another hunting trip, is he?

Wife 2: (Angrily) Don't remind me. I swear, if I wasn't already a hunting widow, I would kill him myself!
hunting widow by Loxi July 18, 2009