James Harden

A big ass beard

That guy has a James Harden!

by Kidswillbekids May 6, 2019

haydenaholic

Someone who would do anything to get a piece of Hayden.

Holy shit you broke into his house? Fucking haydenaholic.

by nubrandom May 2, 2005

hadden

Wow he's a keeper. Super funny, and a smile that puts the city lights to shame! He cares about you a whole awful lot and really wants to make you happy! If you have a Hadden in your life you are very lucky and I'm sure if your in his life he wants you to be there.

"He's a true Hadden"

"What's his name?" "Hadden." "Knew it!"

by Baby ButtonBottom December 14, 2013

Hayden

Hayden is the will never achieve the rank of master and he will kill every youngling he sees

If you ever get in a fight with Hayden you must get the high ground immediately

It’s over anakin I have the high ground Hayden

by Dbmd2007 December 9, 2019

A hayden

A Hayden is a guy who is similar to chad but isn't as mean spirited. He is very loyal and is always willing to lend you a hand.

girl 1 : damn that chad is hot
girl 2 : that's not chad he's a hayden

by MrDweller May 1, 2019

Hardening of the sharteries

When the scene of a shart is left unattended over an extended period of time the sharticles, or particles of shart begin to harden due atmospheric exposure.

This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.

"I knew I should have changed after that shart. Now I've got hardening of the sharteries."

"Madeline is walking a bit gingerly today, maybe she's got hardening of the sharteries..."

by turdmeister July 13, 2009

Hayden Karas

The sexist men alive, supur gud loking and hot. He wil dat u if u wamt.

U: I wud lik 2 dat Hayden Karas. He is best
Me: Me 2. I luv meself 2. U suk.

by Not Hayden Karas February 13, 2020