Harrold Middle School

A piece of junk that several hundred unlucky students have to attend. A synonym is prison. You get ISS for no reason and detention is given out like candy.

Seeing rapists outside of this place isn't rare.

Everyone smells like horse tits and has zits on their eyes.

You learn nothing in any class and you'll be lucky to make it out without getting an STD.

Every girl breaks the dress code just to try and look cool.

Boys dream about their future times in the high school smoking pot.

That's all she wrote..

James: "Hey did you fail that Science test?"

Peter: "Of course! This is Harrold Middle School"

or...

by 12345monkeys May 26, 2013

yacht harbor

A term favored by boating novices instead of the more widely-known designation of marina.

Chester, if you're looking for the nearest "yacht harbor" on that chart, you'll run out of fuel before you find one. You'd better look for a marina.

by aloha27 January 21, 2010

hafro

When a person tries to grow an Afro, but the hair grows out instead of up.

Kenny sure is sporting quite the hafro.

by Mr._ May 9, 2008

Harborillo

The term used when talking about larger females in Grays Harbor County whose wardrobe mainly consists of baggy pajama pants, hoodies & men's slippers~~

If Dave was a female he would be a Harborillo ~ See Fatappotomus

by BRDCN November 21, 2010

Large Hardon Collider

1. A well known, international penis jousting/fencing tournament.

2. A slang term for a 'Gay Bar'

(not to be mistaken with the large hadron collider)

1. 'I made it into the semi-finals of the large hardon colider.'

2. 'hey, you heading down to the large hardon collider later?'

by Mr McGranty January 26, 2010

Harbor Bar

A specific form of gangbang, wherein a woman assumes the starfish position whilst being waylaid by four Dutch hikers.

"I am so sore, guys!"
"From all the hiking in Acadia?"
"No, from the Harbor Bar I enjoyed right after!"

by HarborBaring August 6, 2013

Northeast Harbor

A small resort town on mount desert island in maine, once held summer residents such as FDR, Edgar Allan Poe and thank goodness, not marthas stewart. (She's in the neighboring Seal Harbor). Everyone will wake up early for Breakfast at the colonels, followed by lunch at the swim club. Mixed doubles on tennis club road always draws a crowd and who doesn't enjoy sunset service. Afternoons are spent on the water sailing, and boating around the cranberry isles and somes sound. Known for it's Monday night dances at the golf club which every resident from the age of 8 to 18 is eligable to attend. The last song before the older kid's arrive, always has been and will be Rock Lobster. The town is comprised of the american elite, many of whom spend their winters in pennsylvania, NEH is nicknamed Philadelphia on the Rocks for this very reason. All clothing for the summer is purchased at the holmes store for men and women and romantic room for women and If your lucky, charged to your grandparents charge account which has been active since before your parents were born. Although the season only runs from July 1st to labor day weekend the town is home to some of the oldest and most respectable familes, for whom Northeast Harbor is the definition of summer.

Houses in Northeast Harbor which are along Somes sound are reffered to as 'cottages' however each and everyone is a monument to high society, for these 'cottages' are some of the most lavish mansions, especially considering they are lived in for two months out of a year, and for some only one.

by Rock Lobster November 9, 2005