Mule Harness

A cock ring used to stiffen and engorge the penis.

She only lets me do anal if I’m wearing a mule harness.

My mule harness was so tight my knob was a shade of bulging vein purple last night.

Hey reach over into the night stand and grab my mule harness if you want the man meat more rigid.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

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neuter harness

The restraint of one’s manhood.

That dog is so crazy, it needs a neuter harness.
They need to put him in a neuter harness to make sure he doesn’t procreate.
I’ll never get to see my best friend again, his wife put him in a neuter harness.
After November 2, he will be put in a neuter harness.

by King Smethnic III July 28, 2019

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Face Harness

A strap on dildo that attaches to the face. Also known as a Chindo. Found in LA in the Virgin music store, in a sex toy book. The picture was so graphic, all of the people there took a picture of it and sent it to all of their friends phone to teach everyone the wonderful ways of the Face Harness.

I love it when you face harness me. Put this face harness on your face and do me. Why the long penis?

by CHINDOR December 16, 2007

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hardness

Resistance of a material to local plastic deformation

Diamond has a greater hardness than any other natural material.

by Douglas Cheaterson October 25, 2007

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hardnesscore

Used in online gaming to describe something that is hardcore. In online gaming it is popular to add extra syllables onto or in this case into existing words.

Kenny is hardnesscore.

by Wester97 March 30, 2004

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