A variation of the classic hand job in which the woman giving the hand job also spanks/slaps the erect penis in addition to rubbing and stroaking it, often times to keep it hard so the spanking/slapping can continue. The harsh hand job is typically done with the woman sitting between the man's legs or backwards with her buttocks facing the man in an almost "reverse cowgirl" position.
"I got caught going through my girlfriend's roomate's used underwear and in order to keep her from ratting me out I had to submit to a harsh hand job. She kept getting me hard then smacking my dick while scolding me for being a pervert. I never ejaculated so much in my life."
by achingjohnson December 30, 2011
Get the harsh hand job mug.Due to uncontrollable forces, even an unsolicited/unwanted hand job from a beastly woman will eventually come to fruition. Despite any feelings of inhibition or revulsion, what begins as a fearful struggle...inevitably transforms in to a puzzling pleasure...which culminates in a primal scream. (This always happens right before you were about to call the police.)
"I was so drunk, but I could still tell she was ugly. After the forced hand job though, The Darkness took over."
"This scary chick tied me down and started giving me a forced hand job. I was terrified at first...but right when I reached for the phone to call the cops, I came."
"She is such a swamp donkey that all she can look forward to is giving a forced hand job to some guy she drags home after last call."
"This scary chick tied me down and started giving me a forced hand job. I was terrified at first...but right when I reached for the phone to call the cops, I came."
"She is such a swamp donkey that all she can look forward to is giving a forced hand job to some guy she drags home after last call."
by Count Christoph von Stoph-Stopherson May 4, 2008
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by Ball Lord October 6, 2016
Get the rusty hand job mug.When she tugs so hard, she nearly pulls it off you. Similar to the hand shakes of the 45th President.
aka PHJ
aka PHJ
by MeltStuff February 16, 2017
Get the Presidential Hand Job mug.The act of Moving your hand in a linear motion back and forth as if you were masturbating, then flicking your hand as if you were cumming/sperming/jizzing onto someone
used as an insult, anyone who doesnt obey your authority
you wip out your hand and masturbate your invisible penis then jizz all over them to insult them with an imaginary pearl necklace with your hand jerk and flick
you wip out your hand and masturbate your invisible penis then jizz all over them to insult them with an imaginary pearl necklace with your hand jerk and flick
by Dylmatex May 24, 2014
Get the Hand Jerk And Flick mug.A sexual maneuver where a male sits on his knees. His partner sits behind him so that their chest touches his back. The partner then reaches underneath the male's armpits and extends their arms outward. The male will then fold his arms over his partner's and hides his hands behind his back. The partner then gives the male a hand-job is such a fashion that an observer may believe the male is using his own hands. The concept is likely born from the game called "Helping Hands" on the popular television show "Who's Line is it Anyway".
My girlfriend gave me a helping-hands job while I looked in the mirror so it looked like I was masturbating without having to put forth the effort.
by peggy87 July 29, 2010
Get the Helping-Hands Job mug.A Virginia Hand Jive is when you're receiving a handjob, but the person giving the handjobs' hand is turned 180 degrees, a backwards handjob.
by bombsblast December 2, 2010
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