Belfast Handshake

Noun: Euphemism for a cock-punch.

Origin: Derived from "Who Needs a Good Cock-Punching?" Statshot in the Onion, February 6, 2002, where Bono, of the Dublin band U2, was listed at #1.

Did you hear what Jay said about Dan's new house?

Yeah, he may have earned himself a Belfast Handshake.

by Felix00 June 11, 2009

Royal Handshake

Circa 2009, term meaning handjob. Coined by one, Joshua Hunter Eflin.

"My crown jewels are getting cold. They need that Royal Handshake to warm them up."

by BJKH June 5, 2009

Woody Handshake

The act of grabbing another's male's penis.

Josh just gave that dude a Woody Handshake!

by TheHandshake May 20, 2015

Cincinnati Handshake

This is when a man while shaking your one hand also grabs and shakes your dick and balls with his other hand.

I was at Tilden the other night and this guy gave me a Cincinnati Handshake. I said "it's time to go" and we all left.

by DJRanderson March 31, 2016

Colombian Handshake

When you sand down a man’s fingers in front of his family

She gave him a nasty Colombian handshake!

by Chofu June 12, 2020

British Handshake

To shank a motherfucker

"I gave Billy a British handshake yesterday!"

by British Chap February 5, 2022

Nescafe Handshake

Almost certainly originates from a TV coffee advert of the 70s/80s starring Gareth Hunt. He holds several coffee beans in a half-clenched fist then shakes them in a way reminiscent of a hand job. The relationship with Gareth Hunt is further strengthened since he was a considered to be a bit of a wanker.

She gave me a Nescafe Handshake

by pilonor January 17, 2009