geek handles

The part of a glasses frame that bends down to secure the glasses around the ear.

Morpheus' sunglasses in The Matrix are notable not only because they lack geek handles, but because they lack frames altogether.

by arthurdenture January 27, 2004

Love Handles

The areas of extra fat that hang or slightly bulge from the sides, and are also the little rolls on the lower back. Both men and women can have these.
Love handles vary in size, to small, cute, and curvaceous; all the way to massive, obese, and covered with stretchmarks (Not Good)
Women SHOULD have love handles. If they don't have small ones on their lower back (back rolls), then they are way too skinny. This is how I like my girls too. I LOVE those extra curves and places to hold that feel soft in my hands, OH YEAH

That girl's love handles are so cute....Damn look at those curves!

by Ryan August 13, 2004

Sex Handles

Large enough hip bones for one to use as a steering wheel during sex.

Maggie has awesome sex handles.

by Videovamp February 23, 2008

Blowjob with handles

A Girl who is giving u a blowjob with pigtails in her hair and your grabbing onto them to get more leverage on her.

That bitch is a blowjob with handles.

by Zach April 9, 2004

3 Axe Handles Wide

Term that refers to a person with a big ass. 3 axe handles wide is measured to an axe that is turned horizontal, and timed by 3, which creates the notion of a wide ass.

Person A: Look at the size of that man!

Person B: I know, dude's ass has to be 3 Axe Handles Wide!

by BATMANCAUCASIAN June 6, 2009

love handles

The part of the body of someone that is grabbed while love making, hence the name 'love handles'.

"Whilst in bed last night he grabed my love handles"

by Warrior Babe July 10, 2006

whore handles

Long, braided pigtails.

"Hey baby, can I tug on your whore handles."

by danibby March 3, 2008