handsitizer

A portmanteau of hand sanitizer. Pronounced Hands-itizer. Invented by my daughter Emelyn who couldn’t say hand sanitizer. :-)

Hey do you have any handsitizer? I don’t wanna catch the coronavirus

by Word hustler March 22, 2020

Afghanistan Handstand

This is when you take your female partner and have her stand in front of you. You then proceed to lick in one smooth motion from the clitoris all the way along the cunt until you reach butthole. This will make the girl jump and flip for excitement thus landing on her hands performing a handstand.

Brian: "Yo Ted did you end up doing that new thing with your girlfriend last night?"

Ted: "Ya it was pretty cool I gave her such a good Afghanistan Handstand she nearly flipped twice!"

Brian: "Awesome dude!"

by Johnny Appleseed II December 2, 2013

Handism

The belief that all people that use a specific hand possess characteristics or abilities specific to that Hand, esp. so as to distinguish it as inferior or superior

Righties have always thought they were better than Lefties... its Handism.

by lmtdlifetimewrnt April 10, 2009

handstinence

A portmanteau of Hand and Abstinence. The act of not masturbating for a period of time.

Johnny: *returns from bathroom 6 minutes later*

Jonathan: how was your wank?
Johnny: No man, I had a really huge shit. Remember my handstinence?

by RoyalYoshi June 23, 2016

handisped

Proununced "handy-sped"

Refering to a "handicapted" and "specially education" person. One of the most offensive disses. Used when the person has displayed either mental and/or physical retardedness or stupidness.

Achmed: Pass me the dart, and I'll do a one-timer.
Abu: Ali Baba, Achmed! You are such a handisped, there isn't no one-timers in darts.

by Barret K March 1, 2006

handstand

the act of going into a handstand and whilst in the handstand you give a man a blowjob often used by people with bad knees probably from giving regular blow jobs...only for the most skilled. also when giving a handstand bj the cum with shoot out the girls nose like milk.

dude i heard gabby gave todd a handstand all night til he blew in her mouth and it came out of her nose.

by awesome-o 3000909090909 August 26, 2010

Hannistic

being extremely lame, and convincing others to do lame things with you. Often they do not go out want to drink at a bar.

I was going to get some play tonight but her hannistic friend made her watch movies all night.

by NC, Rock you like a Hurricane April 2, 2007