Hands

A word used to describe how much a girl CATCHES the BALLS of the jocks on the football team

guy 1: Should i go for that blonde

guy 2: Yea she has a great set of hands

guy 1: Then she wont mind when i throw my balls her way

by Jock059 January 7, 2010

Hand

Many a young mans' sex tool...

"It's just me and my hand tonight... Where's the lotion?..."

by Trevor Anderson January 18, 2005

hand

a substitute for sex used in masturbation

gettin with my hand tonite

by handnhand December 3, 2004

Hands

To harm, threaten, scare, or brutally maim someone using only your Hands.

"Yo you hear about jeff?"
"Yeah someone gave him the hands big time."

"Nigga Please, I Will you the hands"

"If you dont shut your mouth. I will give you the hands"

by Icantstopbleeding November 12, 2011

Handful

More than eight (8) of any objects, picked up in a hand.

Dave: Goddammit, I said a handful of marshmallows, not 8!!

by Olufem December 15, 2012

hands-on

1. active and practical

2. controlled manually rather than automatically.

My teacher has a hands-on policy.

by The Return Of Light Joker November 29, 2007

Hand

The amount of control possessed by each person in a romantic relationship. Short for 'the upper hand', it is a lighthearted way of describing the shift of control in a relationship, based on the assumption that one person tends to have the upper hand over the other.

Coined in Seinfeld episode "The Pez Dispenser"

George: No everything is *not* going good. I'm very uncomfortable. I have no power. I mean, why should she have the upper hand. *Once* in my life I would like the upper hand. I have no hand-- no hand at all. She has the hand; I have *no* hand...

How do I get the hand?

Jerry: We all want the hand. Hand is tough to get. You gotta get the hand right from the opening.

by kreepyjess April 4, 2009