Hand job

What a man has to give himself when he really wants a woman to give him a blow job.

Wilma won't give head to Fred
So when he stretches out in bed
He gives himself hand jobs instead.

by hermes April 19, 2003

Hand job

Something that girls do when they've been pent up for a long time and dont wanna get their mouths dirty and still wanna keep their virginity (or they just dont want the love from the man)

i wonder how much mellissa charges for a and job....

by PeRV_Pyr0_FyREmaN April 25, 2003

hand job

A waste of time.

Oh come one, i can give myself a hand job... How about you suck my dick.

by The Philmeister July 11, 2008

Hand-Job

When a man gets a manicure.

Dude, I got my first hand-job at Cifellis yesterday! Yeah, she really jammed on my cuticles bro...

by jrfrnk September 30, 2010

Hand job

when a girl jerks a guy off, feels like masturbating... with your left hand

the girl was giving a lazy ass handjob so i told her to just put it in her fucking mouth.

by Tessa June 20, 2005

Hand job

When another person usually a female strokes a mans penis

Dude haylin wanted her phone back so I made her give me a hand job for it

by Hidhdyr7 May 01, 2019

Hand job

To do a job by hand, as opposed to machinery.

"You can use this control panel to fix the sauna if you like."
"Nah, this hot, wet, baby can only be fixed with a handjob!

by Gary April 24, 2005