Hand Job

When you make a contract on a hand shake and the other party breaches and fails to perform

On a handshake I agreed to fix my girlfriends car and she agreed to by me dinner, instead she gave me a hand job.

by Caveat Emptor September 6, 2013

Hand Job

Never accept this. Use something the guy can't use on himself. Blow jobs are the minimum.

Why give me a hand job when I have way more practice at it than you

by sutf November 21, 2011

hand job

masturbating a boy

i like to give timmy a hand job... says robbie

by vartansgal October 12, 2003

Hand job

To do a job by hand, as opposed to machinery.

"You can use this control panel to fix the sauna if you like."
"Nah, this hot, wet, baby can only be fixed with a handjob!

by Gary April 24, 2005

Hand job

When a girl rubs a guys cock for pleasure

Cindy gave the handjob. It was so good that i ate her out ,but her mom found us.Luckly her mom and dad joined us.

by bla bla December 6, 2003

Hand job

n. a job which requires the work of ones hands to accomplish/complete a set goal or task

by Ghandi September 24, 2002

hand job

when some one else Masterbates you for you

'its impossible for an infantophile to get a hand job without straying well away from their tastes'

'why are you telling me this just before I walk down the aisle to get married granddad?'

ways to expose your glans disappointing 3rd date things to do with someone else's hand masseur Bob Dylan

by Natalie Blortman January 5, 2014