Hancock Syndrome

1. Noun A disease that usually afflicts nerdy, awkward social outcasts. If you contract this disease your social future may be in immediate danger. Outward signs are sometimes hard to notice, but include the following:

1. Constant touching of the penis.
2. Frequent and uncontrollable masturbation.
3. Frequent and bulging erections.

If you think you have contracted Hancock Syndrome, there is no need to panic; the solution is relatively simple. Remove your hand from your pants and leave your house. Find yourself a female, and convince her to have sex with you.

"That dude has been in the bathroom stall for a really long time... Perhaps he has a mad case of the ol' Hancock Syndrome."

by Henry_Hill May 4, 2010

hancock park

Extremely wealthy area of Los Angeles run by a bunch of Free City clad, rambunctious teenagers who know how to party. Larchmont is the heart of Hancock Park, otherwise known as the HP. At night, Larchmont is filled with 11 year old skateboarders in front of blockbuster and druggie teenagers with cold hard cash burning a hole in their pockets at Pickett Fences, LF, and Spirituali. See coolest hood ever bitches.

Yeah, basically all those Santa Monica kids want to move to the HP. Who wouldn't, it's the coolest ever!

by hp kid March 1, 2005

Hancock county

A county in south eastern Mississippi filled with the most strange people on earth , a mixture between rednecks, blacks, and white trash.

Hey y'all wanna go to the Hancock county Walmart?

by Logan Hilbert July 30, 2017

Hancock Block

Someone who interferes with the signing of an important contract or document.

1. B: Uh, I wouldn't sign over your power of attorney to this guy, he's doing that sinister laugh that people do in movies.

Guy: Hey, buddy, don't be a hancock block... who are you, anyway?? (sinister laugh)

2. He was right about to sign the confession and then his lawyer came in and totally hancock-blocked me.

by boo dubz March 20, 2008

Hancock Park

Hancock Park is not defined by rich druggy skateboard punks. It's a very strong community and a wonderful place to live. It's not perfect, it's a small town surrounded by Los Angeles and all it's problems, but to characterize the teen-scene as overpriviledged and drug-infested is ridiculous. Most of the kids are very solid and achedemically oriented. The stores and restaurants on Larchmont are, for the most part, unique small businesses swimming against the stream of the uniform monster chains. Come visit, it's great.

Hancock Park, Los Angeles

by M. G. July 30, 2008

Hancock Fade

The act of getting a brutal haircut at some sketchy barbershop during lunchtime around the office, just for the sake of convenience.

I heard angry ken took off early for lunch today and came back with a fresh Hancock fade

Dayuumm son who hancock faded you?!?

by Ya boiiii September 9, 2009

Hancock Dangerous

A person who displays intense and extreme authority. A person who performs even the most trivial tasks in the most extreme ways possible. Hancock Dangerous walks extreme, drives extreme, and eats hummus extreme.

To carry strong disregard for authority, or in other words, to mess up peoples shit when they are being dumb.

To say words with a speech impediment.

The act of avoiding a speeding ticket based solely on having a New York accent.

When you divide Hancock Dangerous by zero, you get one.. One bad ass muthafucka.

Hancock Dangerous just kicked down my door, knocked the diet coke out of my hand, replaced it with coffee, and then left.

To say "Get outta ere, eff awf, get me kawffee"

by Annie Stallion June 1, 2011