Asian Handbag

When a person pays a substantial amount of money for a prostitute only to find that she is actually a transvestite. This is in reference to purchasing an allegedly authentic handbag and discovering it is an Asian counterfeit.

When Curt went to Vegas on business he paid mad coin for an exotic hooker but wound up with an Asian Handbag.

by MisterDave June 25, 2009

handbag branch

When you are forced to act straight (by someone/ some people) even though you are gay.

I'm a handbag branch, I wish I could come out but x won't let me.

by hermoinegranger November 2, 2015

batchelors handbag

A BBQ chicken usually bought from woolies or Coles

Macca was starving at smoko so he went to woolies and got a batchelors handbag

by Ronster March 4, 2021

Handbag

A wepon u beat men with.A woman's best friend. You can pick how it looks like. You can hide stuff you don't want anyone to see .

I killed a man with a handbag today.

by No one to c April 17, 2017

gins handbag

A wine cask carried by an Australian aboriginal woman.

"Hey cooda,mortons wife is carrying her gins handbag with her down to the park"

by opiumtrail October 2, 2007

Poop in a Handbag

Used as the cleaner version of. Sh*t! F*ck! ETC. Generally while something you did not want to occur, ended up happening.
Occasionally the equivalent to FML.

*Person Playing Video Game*
Game: Killed By YoMama123

Person: Poop in a Handbag!

by Scoob The Greek October 4, 2010

Handbag twink

A gay man who is used by straight women to virtue signal they are woke.

Not to be confused with fag hag.

Almost the counterpart to beard.

“Who is that?”

“Oh that’s quinten, that’s Aleshia’s handbag twink”

by Dandy fresh October 18, 2022