Hamstonished

What you become when you look at a big overweight woman and find her weirdly sexually attractive.

Mate 1: Hey dude, have you seen latest Lizzo's on the Tube?
Mate 2: yeah. I'm Hamstonished.

by Sberla May 10, 2019

Hamboni

A shirtless person cleaning off an ice rink with their stomach.

Eric is fantastic at performing the hamboni.

by Jimmy9923 September 24, 2019

Hamoniic

A template for a gay porn fanfic to pair up with a gay furry. Most notable for rotating while in sex mode and powering an entire town.

Person 1: I'm a Hamoniic
Person 2: UNGH IM BECOMING A GAY FURRY
Person 2: MATE WITH ME
Person 1: only if I get to rotate

Person 2: OH YES FATHER I WANT YOUR HARD PILLAR IN MY DONUT

by RealityOfReality September 25, 2021

Hasoni

Hasoni is very handsome , funny , care for friends & others & have a bad anger issues, and can be sensitive.Hasoni is either light skinned or brown skinned with a nice body. For the lady’s Hasoni is very good in the bed , but if u get on they bad side they will show a side of a demon or as we say the devil.

Dang girl hasoni is fine , but dont make him mad

by Hasoni November 22, 2021

Hammonism

Hammonism (noun): A faith-based practice within the spiritual movement of Chonkism, centered on the worship of Himothy Ham, a living cat recognized as the prophet-avatar of the Eternal Chonk, embodying chonkiness—the robust, serene essence of plump felines. Rooted in Chonkism's view of chonkiness as a neutral state with potential for harmony or imbalance, Hammonism establishes a dedicated tradition with established practices and teachings, guided by the Meow-nifesto of Ham. Unlike Chonkianity, which fosters a spiritual connection through communal online efforts to nurture chonkiness’ inherent balance, Hammonism emphasizes individual reverence for Himothy’s divine legacy.

Example 1: "She follows Hammonism, drawn to Himothy Ham’s chonky wisdom through its traditions."
Example 2: "His Hammonism journey begins with the Meow-nifesto of Ham’s teachings."

by Church of the Mighty Ham October 10, 2025

play the hamonica

A way of saying, how about giving me a blow job.

Hey honey you want to play hide the bologna or play the hamonica?

by Batman's world March 12, 2023