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Magic Hamper

The place you get previously worn - yet clean smelling clothes from.

If you leave a pair of jeans in the hamper long enough they lose the funky smell that caused you to throw them into the hamper in the first place!! It's MAGIC!!!
"Is that a pasta stain on your pants?"

"So it is... looks like my magic hamper missed a spot."
by Cleveland Danny June 13, 2008
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Cum Hamper

A female or male that likes to swallow or take loads of cum in their mouth or ass.
Christine had a threesome with Rick and Chris. One blew in her pussy and the other blew in her ass. She is a nasty cum hamper!

God Alice blew the whole football team! That girl is nothing more than a cum hamper!
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Yahshua HaMashiach

Our Saviour was incarnated as a Hebrew man; He was called Yahshua HaMashiach by his disciples.
by Reverend Billy Graham May 26, 2006
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Hamish Blake

Hamish Blake is a radio celebrity in Melbourne, Australia. Him and his co-announcer on Fox FM's 'The Hamish & Andy Show' Andy Lee make a hilarious distraction between 4-6pm for your drive home. He also makes appearances on Rove hosted by Rove McManus and the duo's own show Real Stories. He loves a good bit of the comic strip Fred Basset.
guy: did you see hamish blake on rove last night?
girl: yeah, him and hamish ran around naked.
guy: haha, that was great
girl: *drool*
by jessikahh June 2, 2008
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Hampshire Martini

Coined in a Hampshire College Mod kitchen many times over, a Hampshire Martini is any mixed drink made using a needlessly large Mason Jar in lieu of a traditional Cocktail Shaker. Despite the mention of martini in the title, any cocktail recipe can be employed, as long as one assembles the contents in a jar over ice, shakes or stirs accordingly, and then uses the Mason Jar's lid to strain the liquid into the appropriate glass: another mason jar.
"Any real Hampshire student, given the do-it-yourself nature of such a wonderfully liberal college, would not be caught dead without making their cosmopolitans up Hampshire martini style."

"Even the neo-marxists?"

"Sweetheart, especially the neo-marxists."
by Drunk Div III November 2, 2009
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Hampejznice

Czech diminutive word for "SLUT"
Ty hampejznice!
by Kalous September 27, 2009
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Hampanster

Dude, your pet is a hampanster.
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