A large boned individual that has the ability to sniff out some triple smoked ham within a fridge from 100 meters away. Jerry can sneak like a church mouse and disappear in the blink of an eye. Jerry will deplete the fridge of triple smoked ham or for that manner, any smoked and cured meat in the blink of an eye.
Jerry the Hamburglar doesn't share.
Jerry the Hamburglar doesn't share.
by Thehammatime August 16, 2021
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Grandson:good golly gee willakers flipidy dipidy doo grandpa my hamburger's gone
Grandpa:I think it was that there "Hamburglar" boy
*strange little man in a black and white costume with a cape running off into the distance*
Grandpa:I think it was that there "Hamburglar" boy
*strange little man in a black and white costume with a cape running off into the distance*
by gank of america March 18, 2007
Get the Hamburglar mug.1. have your sexual partner grab a handful of ground hamburger (about enough for a hamburger)
2. then he/she proceeds to jack you off with the handful of ground meat.
3. when you are about to ejaculate have him/her cover you dick with the raw meat and allow you to cum in it.
4. she then continues to make the patty and throws it on the grill for a delicious hamburger.
OPTIONAL: He/she can wear a Hamburglar suit while performing this meat-on-meat extravaganza.
2. then he/she proceeds to jack you off with the handful of ground meat.
3. when you are about to ejaculate have him/her cover you dick with the raw meat and allow you to cum in it.
4. she then continues to make the patty and throws it on the grill for a delicious hamburger.
OPTIONAL: He/she can wear a Hamburglar suit while performing this meat-on-meat extravaganza.
All you need to do is make a patty of ground hamburger meat and think about how awesome it feels in your hands... you will yearn for The Hamburglar!! 100% satisfaction guaranteed.
by The Hamburglar Man January 18, 2009
Get the The Hamburglar mug.A small, neurotic man who is given to mischievous acts, particularly of a covetous nature; one who resembles the McDonald's Hamburglar in appearance and disposition.
"Hey man, is it cool that i took your cigarette cellophane?"
"Dammit, dude, stop being such a fucking hamburglar!"
"Dammit, dude, stop being such a fucking hamburglar!"
by friesandgrilledcheese May 20, 2010
Get the hamburglar mug.the lone rebel who lives only to topple the mcdonalds corporation, since he has no following he only burgles the hamburgers from the local mcdonalds.
by Pyro88 May 16, 2004
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